Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #201: The Reboot

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: What do you mean, we're out of caulk? I ordered Engineering sealed!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: There are FOUR pips!
CHAKOTAY: Huh???

 

[Orac]

Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!

 

[Herbert]

Janeway: I picked the wrong week to stop drinking coffee

 

[Tenacity]

Chakotay (thinking): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: What do you know? Another resignation letter from my First Officer...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

TUVOK: Mmm...your hair smells like Sto-vo-kor, Lieutenant.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?
Chakotay: I don't know!

Janeway: I suppose you don't know where the cheese went either?
Ensign: No ma'am!

 

[Tenacity]

Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?

Chakotay: Working theory is the Borg Baby took it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

JANEWAY: Vulcan porn is so boring. They've been touching and rubbing finger tips for an hour!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Doesn't Harry realize that repeated requests for a promotion is the best way not to get a promotion.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Dear Crewman who replaced my coffee with Sleepytime tea. 1) I noticed, and 2), you're fired."

 

[Qonundrum]

Woohoo, thanks for the wins!

(thinking) "Why is it they only have decaf for sale this time of year?"

Chakotay: "So according to the captain we need to go through Borg space in order to get this thing called 'The Folgers Particle'?"
Torres: "Yes. It's our directive for her collective."
Tuvok: "Breaking out in musical limericks is not logical. If it were, I would have brought Neelix along."

Janeway: "What do you mean you came back with no Folgers but had to resort to Maxwell Smart coffee?"
Chakotay: "Missed it by that much?"

"Because Chakotay failed me and I've not had my morning coffee yet, you know what to do."

 

[Orac]

Janeway: There's only one Santa on this ship Mister.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: Captain's Log, Stardate...unknown... Voyager has been taken over by
spambots. They were activated when Harry Kim downloaded a promised shortcut to the Alpha Quadrant in exchange for his command codes. Now there are multiple Harry Kims milling about the ship and consuming identities, and I'm beginning to lose hope in locating the original...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

ENSIGN: We're musicians, and we're unfamiliar with these instruments.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: Michael Burnham? Here???

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chakotay: "You can stop holding your tongue now, Captain. They're gone."
Janeway: "I hate diplomacy."

 

[Orac]

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