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Spoilers Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Grading & Discussion

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I believe this to be the first Star Wars movie where nobody had a bad feeling about anything.

Ha! It would seem that I was wrong! Rian Johnson insists that it's in there, and the most popular (and likely) candidate to have said it was...

...BB-8 right at the beginning of the movie. To which Poe replied "Positive beeps only!"
I think I'll allow it.:lol:
 
I have assumed for a long time that there are differences to the nature of the Star Wars galaxy. Differences in it's physics, the characteristics of space, and the passage of time. It's long ago, and far away in a galaxy that we might as well assume is alien to our understanding. I've always thought that the vacuum of space is rough in the SW galaxy, but not as rough as in our reality. It's fantasy/fairy tale outer space. A person will need survival gear, so they've still always needed space suits, or at least a supply of oxygen.

Han and Leia walk around in an environment (space slug's mouth/throat) that can't be closed off from space, and they are only wearing respirators to breath.

Finally, it could be any combination of differences of life and environment in the SW fairy tale galaxy: space is different, humans (or what we see as humans) have different physical capability, and finally the fact that Leia is strong in the Force (and fans wanted an answer about if Leia has gained strength and training, so the movie had to find somewhere in it's story to make the point).

You're on to something here. On Season two of Star Wars Rebels there was an episode where Ezra is riding space whales (don't ask, lol) but at one point he is clearly able to withstand the vacuum of space for an extended amount of time... pretty sure Pablo Hidago was accosted on Twitter immediately about this, he didn't go into detail but suggested our galaxy's physics are resting on a different scale than the Star Wars galaxy. I checked Google but I can't track this quote down.
 
Perhaps space isn't as vacuous of a vacuum in the SW galaxy. Perhaps it's like the old notion of an "aether."

Kor
 
I feel like these new movies don't really have a story to tell, it feels like more you are watching a list of tried and true, guaranteed to generate a reaction, sequences being checked off of a list somewhere, I feel like I'm trying to be sold something when I watch these films, it's like watching a sales pitch video, there isn't this a story where everything you are seeing on screen is a logical organic extension of it, It feels forced (excuse the pun) you can definitely see where they left stuff out on purpose to be filled in with (sold separately) comics and tie in novels, I feel like I'm watching a product, not someone's passion to tell a good story.
 
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This quote I found was so vague. You guys are gonna love it.
"We don't know for sure whether or not the Star Wars galaxy experiences physics or time the same way our galaxy does." - Pablo Hidago, Rebels Recon 2.14
 
And why didn't Kylo realize that Luke was attacking him with a lightsaber that was just destroyed before his very eyes mere moments before?

Oh yeah, right. crappy writing by a guy whos going to try his hand at hacking out three more of these.

I think Kylo was a bit preoccupied with hatred to notice that. He also didn't notice that Luke didn't leave any footprints, or disturb the salt at all when he moved.
 
I was browsing books for this film when I came upon this nugget of information.

The casino planet is located on the opposite side of the galaxy from the Rebel fleet, at least 80,000 to 90,000 light years away from the rebel fleet. Yet, somehow, two rebels from the rebel fleet can travel to and fro the casino planet in less than a day. The physics of this universe are definitely different from our own.

Considering the fleet is in the Outer Rim, and they are relying on allies in this region, and those allies do not respond to calls for help, it really magnifies how really screwed the Resistance is at the end. According to the sources, mentioned above, the fleet we saw in the film was it. There were no other ships in the Resistance fleet. Those were old ships re-purposed.

So, the Resistance has no fleet, has no sizable number of troops, and there are doubts about its ability to survive - many worlds are surrendering to the First Order after the events in TFA and the Resistance has demonstrated that they are experts at failing. If this was the real world, the Resistance would be finished. This isn't, so how does JJ Abrams salvage this situation?
 
This isn't, so how does JJ Abrams salvage this situation?

Civil war within the First Order. What's left of the Resistance stokes the Hux and Kylo rivalry, gets some kind of power grab going, turns the different First Order systems against each other.
 
And why didn't Kylo realize that Luke was attacking him with a lightsaber that was just destroyed before his very eyes mere moments before?

Oh yeah, right. crappy writing by a guy whos going to try his hand at hacking out three more of these.
Suspect he could have reasoned that Luke simply built a replica in the intervening years. If someone is attacking you with a light saber, you don't tend to say "hang on a minute, there couldn't be two like that, I name thee a Force projection!" as it's a pretty high stakes gamble.
 
It's certainly nice to have an Episode every 2 years instead of every 3.

Loved Rogue One but I'm not too keen on the Solo movie.

I haven’t given up hope but ever since they didn’t shortlist Anthony Ingruber for the lead, I’ve been less keen. But the beauty of the current schedule is that if you don’t like this one, you won’t have been waiting 3 years only to be disappointed and you won’t need to wait 3 years for another.
 
This movie was...all over the place. Better than TFA (but to be honest, that's not exactly hard...that movie gets worse every time I rewatch it). The first 90 minutes or so are perfunctory and kind of meh (I did like SuperLeia and the battle though), and the final 60 minutes are stronger. But it still commits similar sins as TFA: paint-by-numbers, perfunctory events with very little world-building.

For all the flaws of the prequels, Lucas understood world-building and immersion. These Disney films have very little of both. As bad as Attack of the Clones is at times for example, I feel like I'm whisked away to another galaxy when I watch it. With these films, I don't feel that. At all. And that's not good. This was a 143 minute movie without credits, and only the last hour saves it.

The porgs were stupid (but they'll sell toys). Rose was....ugh. On the plus side, I did like Rey and Finn more in this film than TFA. I loved Yoda. Leia was great in this too. And the hyperspace ramming thing was cool.

I get what Rian Johnson did with Luke, although I don't necessarily agree. The whiole thing with Ben/Kylo as a student could've been averted if Luke sat Ben's ass down and set up a Force Ghost Conference Call with Anakin (and Yoda and Qui Gon for good measure). Snoke was such a wasted opportunity.

Stylistically these Disney sequels just leave me cold.

2.5 stars out of 4 in my book. Better than TFA but at this point I'm wondering if Episode IX can save these films.
 
Civil war within the First Order. What's left of the Resistance stokes the Hux and Kylo rivalry, gets some kind of power grab going, turns the different First Order systems against each other.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the next movie begins with Kylo already outed.

He didn’t exactly give a good showing as leader, and surely the Mini-Empire has its mini-Tarkins, Thrawns, and Krennics. Even OT Sidious wasn’t depicted as only keeping his throne because of his ability to strangle people.
 
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General Hux and Kylo Ren have, since the first scene we saw them together in TFA, varying opinions about the First Order military. Such a disagreement between generals and leaders can lead to catastrophic consequences.

I re-watched the film.

Seeing the interaction between Luke and Rey is one of the chief reasons I would see this film again.

I think the difference between this trilogy and earlier trilogies is that the current trilogy has to be in-synch with the extra-canonical material - the comics, the books, the video games. It's all one big story. Before - the best example being the Prequels, the filmed material could override what was stated in the extra-canonical material. This might be one explanation at the weak attempts at world building in the films - the world building is being left to the other material.
 
Well I tried sleeping on it, to see if I felt a little better about this mess of a film. Sadly I think if anything, even my enjoyment of The Force Awakens is now tainted because every scene in that movie is now leading up to this dismal piece of crap. I think I'm gonna go back to bed.

I just thank the maker that I can at least separate this trilogy from real Star Wars. No way this Johnson fellow is going to Kevin Spacey my childhood.
 
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