Star Trek XI Caption Contest #18: Interruptions

[Rat Boy]

How the hell did that kid beat this caption contest? Never mind, because it's time for another one. First, let's pull over...

For a joke reminiscent of the works of J. Abrahams, not J.J. Abrams, our winner is...

KIRK: Is there a problem, Officer?

HOVERCOP: PULL OVER!!

KIRK: Excuse me?

HOVERCOP: PULL...OVER!!!!

KIRK: Actually, I'm wearing my brother's cardigan...but thanks for noticing!!!

For reminding us that the economy has been rather cruel to Las Vegas, our winner is...

Proctor: "This casino's too flashy and loud, and nobody's winning anything. Next shore leave, I'm going to the beach."

Seriously, they can't even keep their airport clean anymore. Dirtiest place I've ever been. Anyway, for the proverbial elephant in the room, our winner is...

Scotty tried as hard as he could to ignore that Spock forgot to put on his pants that day. Kirk, on the other hand, simply gave in.

And you'll never know who you'll run into on the 405, as our Photoshop winner proves...

PICARD: That poor kid, doesn't he know including a car chase scene in a Trek movie is the kiss of death?

Congratulations to the winners. In this episode, if you thought Cupcake was incensed by Kirk trying to put the moves on Uhura, just you wait til later in the movie. Next, we find out that Nero at least passed his English-As-A-Second-Language course. And finally, well, I think it speaks for itself. Have fun and see you again in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Aren't you a little old to be a cadet?"

Cupcake: "And aren't you a little old to be hitting on 17 year-olds?"

Nero: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

Kirk: "Damn, damn it, damn it all to hell! Son of a! Couldn't you have waited just a few seconds?"

Chekov (off camera): "Do you vant to go back?"

Sulu: "Oh my!"

 

[mirandafave]

Kirk: "AGH! You transported me back without my eyes!"

Sulu (looks at the suits): "Is this the reboot Trek movie or the new Tron?"

 

[bullethead]

Nero: Damn it Aiyel, this was supposed to be a 3D viewscreen!

 

[Isis]

Uhura (OS): "You know, it helps to have a mat when you play Twister."

 

[Aragorn]

"The ship is turning green! They told us we wouldn't like it when she gets angry!"

 

[6079SmithW]

And thus began the most epic game of chicken in the Milky Way.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NERO: That is so the wrong font!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sulu and I had sex. It was the only way to save the planet!

CHEKOV: Planet iz gone ser.

SULU: uh oh...

 

[bullethead]

Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from Adama.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "Is it just me or does it look...bigger than you remember?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

NERO: Enterprise....Robert April's ship!

AYEL: **cough**notcanon**cough**

 

[Isis]

Ayel: "That must have been some box of Cracker Jacks."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Nero: Dammit! who left a magnet near the viewscreen again! it's gone green!

 

[6079SmithW]

Nero and Ayel: ...

Nero: HARD TO PORT!!!!!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Cupcake: Is this towney bugging you?

Uhura: No, but the fact that you just stole all the booze I ordered does.

Nero: Hmmm... I'll want this Spock to see the destruction of Vulcan. I've got a foolproof plan: turn of the drill for a sec, beam him over, blow up the Enterprise, no loose ends!

Something heavy falls on Neros head

Romulan: What are your orders Sir?

Nero: Uhhhhhh..... I dunno.... lets invite their Captain to take a shuttle over here and not keep shooting at them, I'm sure everything will work out well.

Kirk: Okay, Who made those crappy parachutes?!!

 

[Aragorn]

KIRK: "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips. You're trying hard not to show it..."

CUPCAKE: "Baby..."

EVERY STARFLEET MALE IN THE BAR: "But baby, baby I know it... You've lost that lovin' feeling. Whoa, that lovin' feeling. You've lost that lovin' feeling. Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh."

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: The lady said to LEAVE HER ALONE.

KIRK: It's okay.

I wouldn't want YOUR sloppy seconds anyways, Fatty.

NERO: Didn't the saucer section used to look a little different in the historical databank records?

AYEL: Shhhhhhhhh!!!!

They'll start to suspect!

SULU: Thanks.

KIRK: Don't mention it.

No, I MEAN IT.

Don't say a WORD about this. I've got a hetero reputation to preserve, dammit.

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: This townie bothering you?

UHURA: Not anymore.

He pulled out and wiped himself off a couple of minutes ago.

 

[vermillion]

Nero: "Nope! Nothing. Nada!...Ayel, can you see it?"
Ayel: "No, sir, I cannot."
Nero: "Anyone?"
(silence)
Unnamed crew member: "I don't think this is the right scene, sir."
Nero: "It's exactly as I said before, they lied and you're incredibly gullible. They would never put R2 in our universe."

Sulu: "HURRY! I...I...THINK HIS WATER JUST BROKE!"
Bones (off screen): "DAMNITJIM! I told you million times, if you keep sleeping with strange aliens, it's only going to be a matter of time before something like this happens. Oh, but what do I know, I'm only a FREAKIN' DOCTOR!"