Star Trek XI Caption Contest #17: Busted

[Mistral]

"So, Kirk beat the Kobiyashi Maru! Well, he won't defeat the Chinese Finger Puzzle!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOW the hell did that kid beat your "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors" test?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Is there a problem, Officer?

HOVERCOP: PULL OVER!!

KIRK: Excuse me?

HOVERCOP: PULL...OVER!!!!

KIRK: Actually, I'm wearing my brother's cardigan...but thanks for noticing!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOW the hell did that kid beat your "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors" test?

SPOCK: I shall be adding "lizard" and one other choice for the next round.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trek : The Most Annoying Sound In The Multiverse

Cop : Pull over, there is no Vuvuzela playing in this time-line

Kirk : Oh fudge-buckets

Proctor : WAIT, is someone playing a Vuvuzela over there ?

Spock : Quick arrest them & toss them into prison where they will listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" over & over again.

Kirk : Is that a Vuvuzela in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?

Spock : So we beat this horse dead yet ?

Kirk : I hope so....

 

[Nerys Myk]

COP: Hey, kid! I'm sick of you......Sorry, I thought you were Bitsy.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOVERCOP: Pull over NOW...or so help me I'm going to SPECIES-PROFILE your sorry ass!!!

That's odd.

Wasn't this bridge set used earlier in the movie? And blown SKY high?

KIRK: Sure, Spock. You can get my ass off this ship. If you've got the BALLS to lay your hands on me and risk a court martial for physically abusing a Starfleet cadet.

SCOTTY: I cannae tell...

Is this conversation HOT or not? I'm bloody confused.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: No, Officer...I don't have any drugs in the car!!

I threw my stash out on the side of the road about ten minutes ago!!

HOVERCOP: PULL THE HELL OVER!!!!

 

[jgdst]

Cop: YOU!
Kirk: Me?
Cop: No... HIM! The paedophile with the camera sitting next to you

Kirk: This Star Trek Online is a crock of shit, man! We're all admirals down here and we only started last week.
Proctor: Oh dear. Give them something to sweeten the deal... Ummm... McCoy's medallion from TMP. For 900 Cryptic Points!

Spock: So how many times now have you been punched in the head or had to hold onto a ledge by your fingertips?
Kirk: Well... hmmm. Buuuh...
Spock: It shows.
Scotty: Touché.

 

[Skywalker]

Cop: YOU!
Kirk: Me?
Cop: No... HIM! The paedophile with the camera sitting next to you

Pike: "ME?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

THE FUTURISTIC LIFE OF ZACK & CODY

Coming in 2012 to Disney!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Nice abs. I didn't know Vulcans worked out.

SCOTTY: I didnae know it wasn't possible to KNOW that.

 

[Isis]

Proctor: "This casino's too flashy and loud, and nobody's winning anything. Next shore leave, I'm going to the beach."

 

[M'Sharak]

"I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!"

 

[LeadHead]

Cop: You're speeding!

Kirk: I'm only going Warp 2!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Is there a problem, Officer?

HOVERCOP: YEAH, kid.

I can't seem to sexually please my wife.

What can I be doing that's wrong?!

 

[cooleddie74]

HOW the hell did that kid beat the loophole in the plot so easily?!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Cop: Wesley! Pull over!

Young kirk: But I'm James Tiberius Kirk.

Cop: Oh sorry, wrong series. Move along

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Sir, can we get this over with? My girlfriend always hates it when I run late."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "In spite of yesterday's ruling, I'd still steer clear of Arizona if I were you, Spock."