Contest: ENTER Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest #233: The One With Geordi In It

[Oddish]

The 5th annual Found & Destroyed event, where all of Neelix's liquid leeola root is found, and dealt with.

Along with Seska's hidden yamok sauce stash?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Geordi: I'm detecting a control malfunction in the rear-side ionic quantum shift portal drive. You need to de-scramble the FTL landing struts.

Janeway: Was that English?

 

[Finn]

EMH: What did you have?

Seven: A glass of Malbec.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: Was that English?

Harry: "God, and YOU get promoted!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

EMH: "Oh my pixels! Do you realize how many replicator credits this party is costing us?!"
Seven: "SHHH! Keep it down!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Bad news, the stripper canceled. Time to active the Emergency Chippendales Program.

 

[Oddish]

EMH: "According to this, your blood alcohol level is 0.98! How much of Lt. Paris's special sangria have you drunk?"
SEVEN: "Only...hic... forty-seven glasses."

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "Doctor, I find it highly unlikely everything requires an anal exam. Back hurts, anal exam. Headache, anal exam. Cough, anal exam."

Doctor: "Who's the doctor here? Me or you? Oh, that's right -- me. Now shut up and spread 'em."

 

[Leviathan]

EMH: "This caption is going to be something about a Holo-Dick isnt it?"
Leviathan: "....well...not now."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

That face you make when you're interrupted for the tenth time during your favorite show.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "What's wrong, Doctor?"

Doctor: You won't believe what just projected out of my medical holo-tool."

Janeway: "Yes, yes -- a holo-dick. We've seen it a thousand times before."

Doctor: "No, a brunette woman with crumpets on the sides of her head saying 'Help me, Obi-Wan- Kenobi -- you're my only hope'."

Janeway: "What did you do?"

Doctor: "Well, naturally I replied back with a holo-dick. My hol-dick."

 

[tharpdevenport]

EMH: Bad news, the stripper canceled. Time to active the Emergency Chippendales Program.

7 of 9: "That's just you naked with only a speedo on, isn't it?"

Doctor: "I don't hear the Captain complaining about it, do you?"

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: "What's wrong, Doctor?"

Doctor: You won't believe what just projected out of my medical holo-tool."

Janeway: "Yes, yes -- a holo-dick. We've seen it a thousand times before."

Doctor: "No, a brunette woman with crumpets on the sides of her head saying 'Help me, Obi-Wan- Kenobi -- you're my only hope'."

Janeway: "What did you do?"

Doctor: "Well, naturally I replied back with a holo-dick. My hol-dick."

THANK YOU. *Someone* had to do it.

 

[Leviathan]

On this episode of Star Trek Voyager: The crew learns not to drink and slipstream-drive.

 

[Leviathan]

LaForge: "Yeah? Well when I was a kid we had to return from Delta Quadrant sector J25 by using a Q, and you didnt see *ME* complaining and breaking time. You kids today just dont understand."

 

[tharpdevenport]

You're welcome. I love the idea of a holo-dick and the Doctor. I'm adding it to my repeat Voyager Caption This! re-occurring jokes:

Tuvok farts all the time.
Salamander babies.
Janeway's secret murder of the Borg children and baby.
Janeway has "old lady fingers".
And Harry never gets promoted and secretly may like cock. Maybe he secretly likes holo-dick!
(I think that's all of them...)

 

[Oddish]

Ok, I call THAT a challenge! Even if I have to re-use a picture.

JANEWAY: "Harry, did you think I wouldn't find out that you reported me to Starfleet for poisoning the Borg baby by leaving her in a small room with Tuvok on one of his extra-flatulent days, then fed the corpse to my salamander babies, along with a large box of stale ladyfingers? Now your Starfleet fitness reports will be so bad, you can be assured that no one will ever promote you."

 

[tharpdevenport]

That's the spirit!

I forgot: Chacotay is wooden, thus I call him sometimes Woodcotay. I even MSPainted the "Full House" Woodcuck puppet into a Caption This! contest once, with it asking is Woodcotay is … made of wood. I have that picture somewhere ;-)

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Kim "Obi" Wan: "So you are absolutely sure? No one has tried to call me?"


(5 minutes earlier)

Doc: "I'm sorry, there is no Yobi Wang here, wong ship, goodbye"

 

[Oddish]

TOM: "Hey, Harry, I never asked... what did your parents do for a living?"
HARRY: "They operated a tribble farm."