Contest: ENTER Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest #233: The One With Geordi In It

[Leviathan]

You're welcome. I love the idea of a holo-dick and the Doctor. I'm adding it to my repeat Voyager Caption This! re-occurring jokes:

Tuvok farts all the time.
Salamander babies.
Janeway's secret murder of the Borg children and baby.
Janeway has "old lady fingers".
And Harry never gets promoted and secretly may like cock. Maybe he secretly likes holo-dick!
(I think that's all of them...)

...ah the inevitable Wood Chakotay joke...used it many times!

(....let us all give thanks for the demise of the running gag "where were you when you diarreha came back")

 

[Oddish]

I've seen him called wood, a tree, a potted plant... clearly, people regard Chakotay as somewhere between animal and vegetable.

 

[Leviathan]

I've seen him called wood, a tree, a potted plant... clearly, people regard Chakotay as somewhere between animal and vegetable.

Zotoh Zahn approves...

 

[Finn]

Captain's Log: Perhaps I'll be able to convince them to promote him if I find him an assignment with the Starfleet traveling band, visiting the former demilitarized zone colonies decimated by the Dominion War...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Doctor: "I replicated a new Sharpie for nothing? Haven't you got anything that needs highlighting?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "I replicated a new Sharpie for nothing? Haven't you got anything that needs highlighting?"

Mistress Janeway: "Doctor, highlight this entry in Ensign Kim's annual review where it says he's not getting promoted again. Muwahahaha!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tuvok: "Your request to speak to the manager is illogical. I am fully capable of answering any and all questions to my satisfaction, if not to yours."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "Your request to speak to the manager is illogical. I am fully capable of answering any and all questions to my satisfaction, if not to yours."

"And furthermore, holding the pickles and holding the lettuce is illogical. You do not hold food, you consume it. As for 'special orders', we are not upset as we do not do them; they are pre-made Starfleet rations. You get what everyone else gets."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kim: "If I hear so much as one more crack about my lack of promotion, I am going to lose it..."
The Doctor (thinking): "Darn, and I just had this "Just for Mensigns" hair dye prop specially replicated, too..."

 

[Finn]

Kim: I think I started to loose it when Admiral Molly O'Brien stopped returning my calls...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CAPTAIN LAFORGE: You know, one day you might be the one trying to preserve the timeline. Try to see it from my side of things. The moral of this story is that time is a windshield. And you're the bug. Think it over...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CAPTAIN LAFORGE: Shut down your engines, and I'll give you a nice shiny Lieutenant's pip for your collar, Mr Kim.

THE DOCTOR: Sounds like a good deal, Mr Kim. I'd take it if I were you!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Future Older Kim: "OOOHHH -- sorry; you weren't supposed to see that video file. Yeah, that's that night me and the E.M.H. Mark II had a steamy homosexual encounter...

...said he'd put a good word in for me to the Captain about a promotion. How naïve I was."

Doctor: "Aren't you begging him to give you the holo-dick harder?"

Future Older Kim: "Computer, terminate video file."

 

[Orac]

New contest! --> link

 

[Oddish]

And the barrage of anti-Harry cheap shots finally comes to an end...