Contest: ENTER Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest #224: The Mirror Universe Episode

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 4th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Living Witness.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest..

The highly coveted Captains Choice award goes to @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:

chakotay:
no... you dont understand this game.
there's nothing wrong with your teeth, i'm just playing a dentist.
now, open wide..... wideerrrr

@tharpdevenport gets third prize with

Second Place goes to @Tenacity with:

Riker: And to prove my point, I will now make love to the Tesseract ambassador.


And the winner is @Qonundrum with:

Kes: "Again with the crossovers..."
Seven: "Makes you not want any more of Neelix's cooking?"

Congrabulations!

Here're th' new pictures..

Bonus Picture:

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Yo, seven! Try the work simulator, graphics are bitching with these new eyepieces!!

 

[Finn]

The Doc : (OS) What do you mean, a Valentine gift to the fans?

The Doc: This will make him less wooden

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

"this augmented reality stuff is great, i can see chakotay everywhere now..."

 

[Herbert]

Janeway: The replicator is stuck on decaf only? Again?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: So I'm a training hologram now? Really?

 

[Oddish]

JANEWAY: "I paid that hairstylist three bars of latinum... for this."

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Tuvok : so.... you killed your father, and married your mother ????

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

These remote controlled Voyager starships are awesome!
:::Presses button::: << Phaser fires >>
Oops. Well, maybe they won't notice. ::: Walks away whistling ::;

At least I can watch Seinfeld re-runs in this eyepiece while everyone thinks I'm paying attention.

Doc: This little vial contains my latest invention: a tattoo enlarger. Or at least it did. I want you to find who stole it, Commander. I suspect... Mr. Neelix...

You know, Tuvok - there's nothing illogical about ear wax remover.

They run this simulation 3x a day, every day. Never... NOT ONCE... have they given me any coffee.

 

[Oddish]

EMH: "If anyone asks, you didn't get this Kazonian Peyote Extract from me."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor Baldcchi: "It's a injection for a virus that has over a 99.9% survivability rate and will do nothing and you'll need a second shot and maybe even a third, and you'll still be treated like you have the plague."

Tuvok: "That is highly illogical."

Kim: "Science denier."

Tuvok: "How's that promotion going, ensign?"

Kim smirks like a dumb bastard.

Mistress Janeway: "Mr. Tuvok, even though the Borg accidentally leaked it and developed it, they assure us from the Universal Health Organization -- which that essentially run -- that's it's totally safe to get and you're a threat to humanity if you don't."

7 of Nine: "We are pleased with approach. We also suggest mandating it or being kicked out of Starfleet."

"The Help Janeway Screw Over Another World video game. To fire on the planet, press the blinking blue button with random numbers on it..."

Presses the button

 

[Leviathan]

Quarren: We have no idea why this happened. After returning home to Earth, Janeway turned right around and came back to the Delta quadrant to eradicate a small planet populated by warp 10 salamanders.

 

[Leviathan]

Doctor: It's not responding to treatment. I'll have to euthanize this tree.

 

[Orac]

Tuvok: Excuse me... I'd just like to ask a question... What does God need with a starship?

 

[Orac]

Evil Kim: Where'd th' cheese go at bitch?
Evil Tuvok: I assure you Mister Kim, I do not know.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "The substance in this hypospray is iocane powder; it is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in the blood stream. You will be dead within mere seconds."

Neelix (off screen): "Has anybody seen my hypospray of leola root?"

Doctor: "Oh crap. Well, you'll probably wish you were dead -- it still is Leola root, after all."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Voyager is finally remastered in 4K in time for its 700th anniversary.

 

[Captain Crow]

Guy: Oh crap. It's a Neelix heavy episode.

[begins desperately jabbing buttons trying to change the channel]

[someone off-screen mentions Tuvix]

 

[Orac]

Evil Chakotay: I read on the infranet that shit'll make me magnetic.
Evil EMH: It's true.
Evil Chakotay: Sweet! Shoot me up bitch!

 

[Orac]

Evil Janeway: Someone still isn't vaccinated? FInd out who it is, stick that bitch in the agonizer for 10 days then blow them out an airlock. I don't care which one.