That was actually pretty decent.
"It's just an SOS signal, you totally don't need a security detail for an SOS."
I was pleasantly surprised that Pike showed up for a B-plot. I just thought Anson kinda shuffled off into the cave to play with his kids or whatever. But turns out his kids
weren't in the cave and there was actually more episode in there. Crazy!
Why does La'an say Admirality instead of Admiralty? Nobody on set bothered to correct her?
The reasoning for Kirk showing up, as usual, is rather weak, but at least it was all covered by the script. They started teasing more gross Kirk/Spock/La'an stuff, but that was largely sidestepped by having a plot and characters actually attending to duties and whatnot.
It definitely seemed a lot like the
Crimson Tide Trek movie they're talking about. The badmiral even threw in
A Few Good Men for good measure. He really had no aura, though. I guess since ultimately he's a bit of a kook and not actually that much of a war hero it's not unreasonable, but he spends a lot of the episode walking around like his Metamucil is just kicking in. I think they could have cast someone a bit more intimidating.
Good episode for the Kirks, including the backstory with pops. The sensor calibration shenanigans were reasonably clever. Heck, Jim even got cooked a bit by good old-fashioned fake uhhh... nadion particles instead of fucking neutrinos! Jim Kirk kinda forgot about Kodos the Executioner when pondering the moral dilemma of offing ~5,000 people to (maybe) save millions.
The SFX sequence with disabling that freighter with a torpedo was nice and simple viewscreen stuff. None of that outside-the-ship zoomy-camera 3D I'M ORTEGAS I FLY THE SHIP LOOK AT ME BARREL ROLL NOW THIS IS PODRACING bullshit this show has been littered with.
I'm not so sure about the 41.4% chance of blowing it up, though -- nah, La'an is a pretty good shot. I don't think the point of contention was so much that she wouldn't hit the target, but that the ship was rickety and prone to just blowing up from being hit exactly where intended.
I wasn't really bothered by the cordrazine scheme, though I'm not sure it added much beyond giving M'Benga a convenient way to take the fall for Kirk and get himself off the Enterprise for a while.
I had to laugh a bit at Chapel waiting in the wings to nag poor M'Benga some more. Really could do without their scenes the past couple of weeks.
Did they just write out my Vulcan girl? Well, at least they didn't kill her off. And, "you know what, Starfleet just isn't for me" is kind of refreshing.
Action Hero Uhura was a bit much. Battlefield promotion? I don't know, kinda seems like they could just go the regular promotion route? That and Admiral Coffee saying "dismissed" on the bridge to Kirk, even though that was kind of where his job was, came off as weird. Feels like the Trek faux-navy trappings aren't quite right.
I'm feeling generous and it's definitely better than any other episode this season,
7.