Star Trek presents: a tour of the New York Mets' ballpark?

[Rat Boy]

From Awful Announcing.

Those arches look way too big.

 

[Franklin]

Well, the episode of "Baseball Tonight" airing from the stadium is sponsored by the movie. With the untimely deaths of Harry Kalas and Mark Fidrych, it will be a sad episode, too.
About the arches: Citi Park is a larger knock-off of Ebbets Field. So, the facade is pretty accurate for its scale.

 

[Rat Boy]

About the arches: Citi Park is a larger knock-off of Ebbets Field. So, the facade is pretty accurate for its scale.

Why couldn't they make it exactly as it was? Have these people no sense of history. They're raping New York's childhood!

 

[Franklin]

About the arches: Citi Park is a larger knock-off of Ebbets Field. So, the facade is pretty accurate for its scale.

Why couldn't they make it exactly as it was? Have these people no sense of history. They're raping New York's childhood!

It's a reboot.

 

[urbandk]

they're really swinging for the bleachers

 

[Franklin]

Actually, it looks like Star Trek will be promoted all week on ESPN. The tagline is Star Trek: The Future is Now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Credit to ESPN's Linda Cohn for not throwing up a little in her mouth with all the bad Star Trek puns.

 

[urbandk]

bad star trek puns on ESPN, bad baseball puns on TrekBBS. batting 1000.

 

[Franklin]

Credit to ESPN's Linda Cohn for not throwing up a little in her mouth with all the bad Star Trek puns.

The same thought crossed my mind. That and, oh yeah, this will sell the movie.

 

[Aragorn]

Stadium hot dogs are disease and danger surrounded by ketchup and buns!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Stadium hot dogs are disease and danger surrounded by ketchup and buns!

I like this ballpark. It's exciting!

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

From Awful Announcing.

Those arches look way too big.

Yeah -- but they light up with the glow of blue neon.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Heath Bell was a Met. BUT THAT WAS ANOTHER LIFE!

 

[Aragorn]

Your father was a Mets manager for five innings after the skipper got tossed. He won the game with two double switches and four calls to the bullpen. I dare you to do better.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Why are you talkin' to Mr. Met, man?