Star Trek: Picard teaser trailer

Discussion in 'Future of Trek' started by Soong-type Android, May 23, 2019.

  1. Jedman67

    Jedman67 Commodore Commodore

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    Headcanon accepted.

    Admirals log (retired) Stardate 3.14159
    I have found the head of a Soong type android buried in my vinyard.
    Also Spot is dead.
    I will return to Starfleet to avenge them both - SHUT UP WESLEY!

    Riker: "Will sir. Not Wesley."

    [Later, at a Vinters Association Meeting]
    From Chatau Picard, a delightful new wine: Positronic Noir
     
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  2. DarthPipes

    DarthPipes Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Yeah, only Geordi and Worf were left after Nemesis. Beverly was supposed to head Starfleet Medical but that was cut out of the movie.
     
  3. Tomalak

    Tomalak Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'm pretty sure one of the announced cast members will be revealed as Picard's kid.

    Lesley Crusher lives!
     
  4. Soong-type Android

    Soong-type Android Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Wait....what?
     
  5. XCV330

    XCV330 A Being of Pure Caffeine Premium Member

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    I must defer to your extensive knowledge of 25th century viticulture. :)
     
  6. KennyB

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    Trek Fan: WE WANT PICARD!
    Also Trek Fan: Fuck this show--They are WATERING a vineyard!
     
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  7. ITDUDE

    ITDUDE Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The show is going to address the long standing feud between Star Trek fans and wine connoisseurs.
     
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  8. therichieboy

    therichieboy Cadet Newbie

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    Hang on, do we know it's water? Looks like space duster to me...
     
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  9. Yistaan

    Yistaan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    There was never any onscreen confirmation of Earth year correlation to stardate, period. However, I do concede Spock Prime said he was 129 years from the future, and the correlation between Kirk's age points to 2387.
     
  10. locborg

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    Now I’m officially hyped. Beautiful trailer... They better not screw this up. Still coping with the trauma i got with the last Indiana Jones movie...
     
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  11. XCV330

    XCV330 A Being of Pure Caffeine Premium Member

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    It's being watered with time crystal infused protowater. It grows backward from a hangover into grapes. If you can halt the process early on you get a fine wine..

    but only at a terrible cost
     
  12. fireproof78

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    I refer you to "Let that Be your Last Battlefield" for on the nose.

    As you state, on the nose was baked in since the beginning.
     
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  13. kirk55555

    kirk55555 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I liked the teaser. It asks a bunch of questions I have, which means we'll probably get answers for that stuff. I really can't wait for this show.
     
  14. zar

    zar Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    It's not water. It's nanoprobes.

    At Chateau Picard, we add our distinctiveness to your own. Our wine will adapt to service the customer.
     
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  15. tomalak301

    tomalak301 Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    If this series can avoid the Klingons at all costs (Other than maybe Worf), that's already a win. I'm tired of the Klingons and have always found the Romulans and Cardassians much more interesting.
     
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  16. tomalak301

    tomalak301 Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    I think it's a combination of Tone and Nostalgia. There felt like a more positive, contemplative tone with this trailer, and one of the issues I have with Discovery is it doesn't really feel optimistic enough. Also, people love Picard and Patrick Stewart so maybe they are a lot more forgiving on this series than if it was with a new cast.
     
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  17. fireproof78

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    Completely agree. Klingons are tired (despite DSC's efforts I'm still over them) and want more of the Romulans, please.
    Nostalgia covers a multitude of sins.
     
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  18. King Daniel Beyond

    King Daniel Beyond Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Spock's ship also gives "Stardate 2387" as it's commissioning year. The evidence is incontrovertible.
     
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    Admiral Norah Satie brought down Picard. He returned the favor by planting her under his vines.