To be honest - this is probably the episode that turns me off from this series entirely. Especially since it's pretty much inevitable they go the Borg route.
THis is the episode where pretty much everything turns into dumb. Expected an answer to all the mysteries set up through the entire season? Fuck you. We're doing Spock against the Borg with time-travel now. Even if it has nothing to do with the show, the timeframe, the themes or even the tone of the show
at all.
The sad thing is - the ONE tiny thing that is original in this episode - mother Burnham fighting an unwinnable time-war for the sake of the future - is actually pretty fuckin' interesting.
A few thoughts:
Technobabble
This episode runs on an amount of technobubble that is unprecedented even for "Star Trek". Yes, "Voyager" had sometimes even longer strings of technobabble-sentences put together. But in this episode, technobabble literally replaces plot. There are no stakes, because neither the problem, nor the solutions are in any way palpable. Just a strings of words together put before people shoot somewhere, which because of technobabble now works where before it didn't, but only a bit, so that the plot can continue. That was SHIT writing if I ever saw one.
Tilly, Stamets, Saru, Cruz, Jett Reno
With the exeption of Burnham, every original character created for this series is forgotten. Everyone is theri seventh-season sitcom parody of themselves. Tilly says some stupidly inapropriate awkward plot-irrelevant lines, then vanishes forevet. Stamets - the mushroom guy - is now the generic technobabble guy. Cruz and Saru are nothing more than their job descriptions.
The obsession of the writers to re-write the most popular characters - Spock, the Borg - has put every original character and idea of this show to the backseat. This isn't a show run by caring writers. This is the fans running the asylum.
Control as the Borg Origin
It's hard to actually describe how utterly fucking stupid a ret-con that is. And yeah - "assimiliating Patar", "Struggle is pointless" "Order by any means necessary", the green nanobots - it's the Borg. And it's probably the dumbest idea possible.
It's probably the dumbest idea possible to make humans be the ones responsible for the genocide of countless species, by creating the ultimate Star Trek antagonist. It's even dumber, since that never actually happened in one of the "main" storylines (TNG, TOS, the movies), but a sad, fee-gated spin-off.
Imagine if the coming "Star Wars" animated show suddenly revealed that actually the
Jedi were lead by a secret sect that is going to destroy the entire universe, and Palpatine only created the Empire to wipe them out and save the universe.
That reveal would be dumb as hell. Only trumped by the stupidity of the medium it actually happened in, and the insistance that this is still "canon".
Other things
- Lorca, Tyler, Airam, Leland - this show has WAY too many fucking secret undercover imposter moles on board. It seems this is the only trope the writers know to pull some suspension out
- The red angel suit is also warp capable to travel to all the planets in the future?
- This show treats science with comicbook logic: There is only ONE time-travel suit. Even if it's 20 years ago. No one will ever built a new one, there are now existing records - it's only this one, the same way there is only one Iron Man suit.
- So, we're not giving Spock a character arc, we're just going from distant asshole to smirking supporter? Also, he is the only being with dyslexia in the entire universe through all of time to understand time-travel. Ugh.
- The sphere's data is the dumbest McGuffin possible. You're teling me in the entirety of the history of the Trek universe, no other species has created A.I. that has reached sentience? Hell even holograms and some weird tools (the exocomps from TNG) did! So why is this specific data so important?
Final Grade
4/10
I liked the basic idea of Burnham's mom's single-mindedness in protecting the future against the timeline, and what it means personally for her and her daughter. Everything else was utter shit.