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Game Star Trek A to Z

A is for the Alpha Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. Arguably.
B is for Beta Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. By some estimates.
C is for the Center of the Galaxy, where all the Quadrants meet and is therefore the best place. Supposedly.
D is for Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
E is for the Elway theorem.
F is for Flatulent Federation diplomats.
G is for Gamma Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. According to the Founders. They're also giggling at Delta Quadrant, which was omitted from this round.
H is for Harumph!
I is for ice cream. Troi loves chocolate ice cream. She loves it when it's with chocolate chips and chocolate fudge since skunkweed flavor was unavailable.
J is for Jayden, aka Iceman, aka almost ruled a toaster, aka having an infamous evil twin brother, aka having a second dumb as shit brother, aka Commander Data.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for L'rell, whom the Klingon bastards call Mother.
M is for Mother the title that L'rell has given herself.
N is for nuqneH, said the Klingon bastard.
O is for omega particle, which you must never ever try to make
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for Quantum technobabble which is much like ordinary technobabble except for the word quantum which is added every other word.
R is for the Rage Virus. Cured by spider cow slime.
S is for Sisters, they sometimes appear unexpectedly.
T is for Tuesday, busy day in shipyards.
U is for the USS Enterprise.
V is for Vixis and her wonderful muscles.
W is for Weyoun's bad eyesight.
X is for Planet X.
 
A is for the Alpha Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. Arguably.
B is for Beta Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. By some estimates.
C is for the Center of the Galaxy, where all the Quadrants meet and is therefore the best place. Supposedly.
D is for Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
E is for the Elway theorem.
F is for Flatulent Federation diplomats.
G is for Gamma Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. According to the Founders. They're also giggling at Delta Quadrant, which was omitted from this round.
H is for Harumph!
I is for ice cream. Troi loves chocolate ice cream. She loves it when it's with chocolate chips and chocolate fudge since skunkweed flavor was unavailable.
J is for Jayden, aka Iceman, aka almost ruled a toaster, aka having an infamous evil twin brother, aka having a second dumb as shit brother, aka Commander Data.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for L'rell, whom the Klingon bastards call Mother.
M is for Mother the title that L'rell has given herself.
N is for nuqneH, said the Klingon bastard.
O is for omega particle, which you must never ever try to make
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for Quantum technobabble which is much like ordinary technobabble except for the word quantum which is added every other word.
R is for the Rage Virus. Cured by spider cow slime.
S is for Sisters, they sometimes appear unexpectedly.
T is for Tuesday, busy day in shipyards.
U is for the USS Enterprise.
V is for Vixis and her wonderful muscles.
W is for Weyoun's bad eyesight.
X is for Planet X.
Y is for Yellow Alert! Stay sharp everyone.
 
A is for the Alpha Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. Arguably.
B is for Beta Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. By some estimates.
C is for the Center of the Galaxy, where all the Quadrants meet and is therefore the best place. Supposedly.
D is for Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
E is for the Elway theorem.
F is for Flatulent Federation diplomats.
G is for Gamma Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. According to the Founders. They're also giggling at Delta Quadrant, which was omitted from this round.
H is for Harumph!
I is for ice cream. Troi loves chocolate ice cream. She loves it when it's with chocolate chips and chocolate fudge since skunkweed flavor was unavailable.
J is for Jayden, aka Iceman, aka almost ruled a toaster, aka having an infamous evil twin brother, aka having a second dumb as shit brother, aka Commander Data.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for L'rell, whom the Klingon bastards call Mother.
M is for Mother the title that L'rell has given herself.
N is for nuqneH, said the Klingon bastard.
O is for omega particle, which you must never ever try to make
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for Quantum technobabble which is much like ordinary technobabble except for the word quantum which is added every other word.
R is for the Rage Virus. Cured by spider cow slime.
S is for Sisters, they sometimes appear unexpectedly.
T is for Tuesday, busy day in shipyards.
U is for the USS Enterprise.
V is for Vixis and her wonderful muscles.
W is for Weyoun's bad eyesight.
X is for Planet X.
Y is for Yellow Alert! Stay sharp everyone.
Z is for Zackdorns, they are sharp and conceited.
 
A is for the Antares Maelstrom.
B is for THE BURN!
C is for Charles Tucker The Third, Aka Trip.
D is for Deanna Troi's camel toe.
 
A is for the Antares Maelstrom.
B is for THE BURN!
C is for Charles Tucker The Third, Aka Trip.
D is for Deanna Troi's camel toe.
E is for Elnor of the Fellowship of Picard
 
A is for the Antares Maelstrom.
B is for THE BURN!
C is for Charles Tucker The Third, Aka Trip.
D is for Deanna Troi's camel toe.
E is for Elnor of the Fellowship of Picard
F is for Fake Picards, actually aliens with mimicking powers.
 
I think I fancy an alphabet of ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.)
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.)
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.)
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)


Someone fill in the rest for me, I'm too tired. ​
 
A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.)
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.)
J.)
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.)
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.)
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)​
 
OK, I am game.

A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.)
J.)
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.)
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.)
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)
 
A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.)
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.)
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.)
X.)
Y.) Yeast infection
Z.) Zealously lectured to death by Mormon Extremists
 
A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.)
X.)
Y.) Yeast infection
Z.) Zealously lectured to death by Mormon Extremists
 
A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.) Wanking accident
X.)
Y.) Yeast infection
 
A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.)
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.) Wanking accident
X.) Xenomorphs wandered off the Alien saga...
Y.) Yeast infection
 
26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.) Nerds bored them to death with tedious questions at a Star Trek convention
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.)
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.) Wanking accident
X.) Xenomorphs wandered off the Alien saga...
Y.) Yeast infection
Z.) Zealously lectured to death by Mormon Extremists
 
26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.) Nerds bored them to death with tedious questions at a Star Trek convention
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.) Ravaged by injections by cloaked aliens stealthily experimenting on the crew of their starship.
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.)
V.) Venereal disease
W.) Wanking accident
X.) Xenomorphs wandered off the Alien saga...
Y.) Yeast infection
Z.) Zealously lectured to death by Mormon Extremists
 
26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Assimilated, and then offed by Picard, because only main characters have hope of being rescued from the Borg
B.) Blown into space
C.) Chose Death, when Elnor asked him to stop slurping his tribble soup so loudly
D.) Devoured by species 8472's cells and not voted most beautiful people of whatever...
E.) Exploding rock
F.) Flowers shooting poisoned darts
G.) Gorn, a battle with
H.) Horga'hn with a Horta
I.) Infected with COVID-19
J.) Jettisoned in space when the hull was breached and a forcefield took time to power up.
K.) Klingon bat'leth
L.) Lursa took a liking to him and he suffocated in her Klingon boobs
M.) Molested to death by special guest Kevin Spacey
N.) Nerds bored them to death with tedious questions at a Star Trek convention
O.) Orion femme fatale with a Klingon dagger hidden under her loin cloth
P.) Poisoned by Neelix's Alferian Hair Pasta
Q.) Q's joke took the lives of a few red shirts before he decided that he made his point...
R.) Ravaged by injections by cloaked aliens stealthily experimenting on the crew of their starship.
S.) Salt Vampire!
T.) Tribbles, devoured by a hoard of starving ones
U.) Uniform mistake. "I'm supposed to be a blueshirt!"
V.) Venereal disease
W.) Wanking accident
X.) Xenomorphs wandered off the Alien saga...
Y.) Yeast infection
Z.) Zealously lectured to death by Mormon Extremists
 
(It's been filled so how about we start over?)

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.)
B.)
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.)
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.)
T.)
U.)
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)
 
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