Contest: ENTER ST:VGR Caption Contest #218: The Malleable Memory Allegory

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest...

The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:

hm...

yeah i would totaly rock that

Third Prize goes to @Catarina with:

Big Ugly: Your spirit animal is next, pretty boy
Chakotay: only if you touch my akoonah and hear the flutes blow.

Big ugly: pass

@Captain pl1ngpl0ng wins Second Prize with:

Tuvok: What do you mean there was something wrong with that Talaxian Brownie?

And the winner is @Ryan Thomas Riddle with:

JANEWAY: I've come for Tuvix.

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Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Tenacity]

And once again Commander Riker falls for the old super glue on the fore-finger trick.

Janeway: What do you see Doctor?
EMH: Vulcan midget porn.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

calm down Tuvok...... i promise, it was just a dream

 

[Orac]

7 of 9 was suddenly awoken by the sound of her own flatulence.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SEVEN: I just had a vision of the future. Horrible things happen to people I care about. But I don't have to wear a catsuit, and I'm still hot!

DOC: I can reprogram my image however I want, and I choose bald. Think you can beat me, punk?

PARIS: That's...not...how...a mindmeld works!
JANEWAY: I'm the Captain.
PARIS: Uhh...our thoughts are one, yeah!


Bonus Picture:

FRAKES: Maybe I should transition to director. People will get tired of Riker. They'll never get tired of Star Trek.

 

[Herbert]

EMH: Say hello to my little friend, the Proctolologic 2000. Now drop those drawers and bend over, Neelix.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Yes yes yes.... i CAN SEE the surveillance recording...
but did i really do that?? i could swear it was only a dream!!!

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

meanwhile.....
Seven wakes up from a nightmare

it was something about Riker and his finger...

 

[Oddish]

Hmmm... should I do that "Lower Decks" cameo or not?

JANEWAY: "Move over and let me look, or I'll permanently assign you the name Doctor Digglesworth."

DOCTOR: "Is he looking at my butt? Please tell me he's not looking at my butt. I am SO not like that."

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Where'd th' cheese go?

 

[B'elanna_Torres]

"So i'm NOT Denise Richards!"

 

[Orac]

Michael Myers: Something came in the mail for you...
EMH: Was it Deez Nuts?

 

[Eydie Munroe]

JANEWAY: Looks like only a couple of brain cells left. Explains a lot about Mister Paris, really.

DOCTOR: Wait - I have something that will take care of those brain cells. Hold still, Mister Paris...

 

[LeadHead]

Seven was understandably taken aback when the Doctor uploaded the entire contents of the TrekBBS into her brain.

EMH: Captain, this new type of coffee bean is 90% more potent than Raktajino, it could be dangerous.

Janeway: Perfect. Send the pattern to my replicator.

Security Chief's Log: Captain Janeway is concerned about the Doctors passion for this investigation. She insisted that I "look over his shoulder." I am uncertain what I am expected to accomplish by doing this.

EMH: My Mind to you mind.

Janeway: For the last time, it won't work Doctor!

EMH: The grip on this is perfect for microsurgery.

Kovin: It's a Plasma Pistol.

EMH: Don't ruin this for me.

Riker enjoyed when Picard spent a lot of time in his Ready Room, it meant he got to sit in a chair with arm rests.

 

[Tenacity]

Jameway: My mind to your mind.
Paris: You do know that this is how Vulcans conceive children don't you?
Janeway: Shut up lizard-boy.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: This anti-shoplifting tag should deter unauthorized removal from my alcove.

 

[Orac]

Riker: I love the smell of my finger in the morning.

 

[Tenacity]

Riker: I love the smell of my finger in the morning.

Dont know where my finger's been?
Hee hee, I know exactly where it's been.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

I love the smell of my finger in the morning.

Nice title for a book

 

[Orac]

EMH: Hmmm... This tool smells suspiciously like Riker's finger.