Contest: ENTER ST:V Caption Contest #217: The One With Tony Todd In It

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest...

@JirinPanthosa wins the Captain's Choice Award with:

CHAKOTAY: It's an ancient Earth mobile game. You win by spending a lot of money on unlocking perks.
NEELIX: Humans truly were savage.

Third Prize goes to @A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees with:

Neelix: What's wrong, Commander?
Chakotay: It's a "Dear John" letter from my spirit guide.

@Captain pl1ngpl0ng wins Second Prize with:

And the winner is @Tenacity with:

Janeway: This was no boating accident..

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Here're th' new pictures:

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

B'elanna : and THATS how bebbies are made......
Seven : Huh!

Oh, why did i programmed myself with holographic diarrhea???"%&/!

 

[Finn]

Oh, why did i programmed myself with holographic diarrhea when there are no toilets on Starfleet ships???"%&/!

Fixed

 

[somebuddyX]

"There are 4 lights, there are 4 lights, there are 4 lights, yes that's it, just keep looking up Doctor, nothing else to see here."

"So, uh, how you doing?"

"All we need are three phaser rifles, a mek'leth and Janeway to shave her head and we can reenact First Contact."

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Janeway:
NO ONE is coming near the doctor, somehow his holographic diarrhea has become contagious.
And i need two volunteers to hose down the sickbay.... Seven, Tuvok...

"seven said she'll do it!"

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

SORRY about your white catsuit....

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

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[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

hm...

yeah i would totaly rock that

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: What are you going to do, kill those security guys? Go ahead! It won't even reduce the total number of crew we have on board.

DOC: Yeah, I should probably turn off my attraction subroutine when I'm working with her.

SEVEN: B'elana, I came from the future. Whatever you do, DON'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER EVER MEET JEAN LUC PICARD, any time around the year 2399. Trust me on this one.

SEVEN: Why are we still wearing environment suits?
TUVOK: Vulcans still think humans smell bad, we've just learned to deal with it.

CHAKOTAY: You know basing an entire culture around murdering people is ridiculous right?
HIROGEN: *Sigh* Yeah, I know. But it's what we got.

DOC: Wait, they're going to take away my mobile emitter the minute we get back to the alpha quadrant, aren't they?

 

[Tim Thomason]

"There are 4 lights, there are 4 lights, there are 4 lights, yes that's it, just keep looking up Doctor, nothing else to see here."

I don't see any lights in this picture.

 

[Orac]

Todd: Did you see that video game where they used my likeness but got Keith David to do the voice?
Beltran: Wait, what? I thought you WERE Keith David?

 

[Catarina]

Big Ugly: Your spirit animal is next, pretty boy
Chakotay: only if you touch my akoonah and hear the flutes blow.

Big ugly: pass

 

[Catarina]

EMH: hmm. Ribbed for her pleasure or mine?

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: I do not recall ever seeing that smock before. Nor have I ever seen you carry any tools on your person.

 

[Orac]

Where'd th' cheese go at?! I need that shit!

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

b'elanna: so as you can see, my suggestion for a new period-insignia are clever,
that way everyone can see when the women on board are menstruating..... cool eh?

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

the caption contests at trekbbs are just too funny

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

JANEWAY: I've come for Tuvix.

JERI RYAN: That coat ain't doing a damn thing to cover up your baby bump.