Spock Will Be Gay in Star Trek XI!

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Temis the Vorta said:
Nah, I think if Spock were straight, which of course he is, it's a much bigger rejection! He likes women, he just doesn't like Chapel because let's face it, she's kinda gross.

I thought she just made shitty plomeek soup.

 

[-Brett-]

Obviously Spock should be a purveyor of Arcturian poon-tang. I mean, what else could he be?

 

[kipron]

Other.

He should be a lesbian!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

My morning's shot, thanks to Cogley.

 

[Holytomato]

What!? Hikaru Sulu is...GAY...I mean..gay!?

:insert Darth Vader here:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh,...George Takei is gay!?

:insert Darth Vader here:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh wait...Spock is Gay!? Zachary Quinto is gay!?

...

Cool! :thumbsup:

 

[Green Shirt]

Next thing you know, they'll be claiming the Enterprise is gay.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

klingongoat said:
Next thing you know, they'll be claiming the Enterprise is gay.

Well, since most ships are referred to as "she," the Enterprise is going to have to be gay if she wants any lovin'.

 

[Akiraprise]

What a dumb poll!
How can there not be an option for all of the above? It's was a pain to click all of those buttons.

 

[Dradin]

Of course Spock will be gay. It would be a serious mistake to screw with more than 40 years of established trek canon by making him straight!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

And it would seem that no one thinks Quinto is straight.

I expected some debate on that.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock should be bisexual, and not because I am, but because that would make him bi-racial and bisexual. Think of the fun that could be had with a transporter accident that splits him apart.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

middyseafort said:
Spock should be bisexual, and not because I am, but because that would make him bi-racial and bisexual. Think of the fun that could be had with a transporter accident that splits him apart.

Spock could be bi-bi.

And Bibi Besch could play his love interest!

Let's shoot a Genesis Device into whatever graveyard she's buried in and bring her back for Trek XI.

Or leave her dead. Is it too late to add "Necrophiliac" to my poll?

 

[xanderwess]

Vulcans just can't be gay. Pon Farr (according to Memory Alpha) is the 7 year irresisable urge to mate (implied procreation), not jam some dude in the butt. They may seem a little gay, but I am pretty sure they are totally hetro. Now the guys from Cheron, in the tight little pants et al, seem pretty friggin' gay. Riddler or not.

 

[Avilos]

Umm but Spock has always been Gay. So how is this a change?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

xanderwess said:
Pon Farr (according to Memory Alpha) is the 7 year irresisable urge to mate (implied procreation), not jam some dude in the butt.

Maybe that's how Vulcans procreate, by jamming some dude in the butt.

Is jamming some dude in the butt canon? Has that been shown on screen?

I pretty sure I remember someone getting jammed in the butt on the animated series. Then again, that episode is probably not canon.

Come on J.J. We need you to help us out here!

 

[RAMA]

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I am, of course, referencing the most recent rumors circulating all over the internet. * / **

Click here to follow the rumor back to its source.

So, it seems pretty obvious to me that Zachary Quinto is gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

To be fair, I am willing to be proven wrong. Until then, I must asume that he is gay.

As for the burden of proof, it is on you.

And for the standard?

Let's go with by a preponderance of the evidence. Clear and convincing is too high, and probable cause is too low.

And while the evidence is coming in, let's get to the poll.

I have been thinking about Spock's poll all day, and I know I'm not alone.





* Most (if not all) of these rumors were started by Samuel T. Cogley

** "All over the internet" is limited primarily to this thread on the Trek BBS

Actually since YOU are the one claiming something over and above what is known, the burden of proof is on you...

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

RAMA said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I am, of course, referencing the most recent rumors circulating all over the internet. * / **

Click here to follow the rumor back to its source.

So, it seems pretty obvious to me that Zachary Quinto is gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

To be fair, I am willing to be proven wrong. Until then, I must asume that he is gay.

As for the burden of proof, it is on you.

And for the standard?

Let's go with by a preponderance of the evidence. Clear and convincing is too high, and probable cause is too low.

And while the evidence is coming in, let's get to the poll.

I have been thinking about Spock's poll all day, and I know I'm not alone.





* Most (if not all) of these rumors were started by Samuel T. Cogley

** "All over the internet" is limited primarily to this thread on the Trek BBS

Actually since YOU are the one claiming something over and above what is known, the burden of proof is on you...

Not at all.

Unless you are assuming that we must default assume that someone is heterosexual until proven otherwise.

I would hope that you are not that prejudiced.

There is nothing wrong with assuming that someone is homosexual until proven heterosexual. It's enlightened, even.

I'm almost heroic, if you think about it. Maybe I'll run for President.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Understand ... it's who I am."

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should be gay for most of the movie and have lots of gay sex with other gays but right at the end he mind melds with Kirk who is so straight that his straightness "straightens out" Spock to straightness and he says "Whoo hoo, I'm straight now!" and grabs Nurse Chapel for a kiss then in the future Nimoy says "yes that's how it happened" and you see J.J. Abaham (or whatever that LOOSER is called) hand him a big bag of money and it keeps the movie canon (or should I say KHANON LOL!!!!!!) because we've never seen that peroid of Spock's life before and for all we know he could have been and probably was really fucking gay at that time.

Sulu should be straight though because in TOS he grabbed Uhura's ass and said "I've loved female ass for the last 20 years!" so there's no wiggle (LOL!) room.

 

[Plum]

RAMA said:

Actually since YOU are the one claiming something over and above what is known, the burden of proof is on you...

How's this?

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