And I've come crashing back with...
"Shattered Mirror"
I've had a lot of other stuff going, including revising one of my books for a second edition, that has pushed watching DS9 to the side. But I figure that all work and no play blah blah blah, so I decided to ease back into the show with a mirror universe episode. And wow.
I liked the scene with Jake, Odo, and Quark at the beginning, which is completely "true." Even though Jake's no longer a young punk getting into mischief, his first reaction to Odo is as if he is. And they both miss Nog, as does Quark. From a practical standpoint, you get the actors into the episode even though their characters aren't in the MU. But it was all very believable character stuff.
Then things take a hard right turn into crazyland. Poor Jake, who is creatively stumped and missing his friend, heads to his nice, comforting home. He walks in and sees his dead mother sitting on the couch, talking to his dad.
Talk about a mindfuck.
And by the time we come back from the credits (SPOILER ALERT: they're still working on that upper pylon), everyone's chatting away like it's the most natural thing in the world, with all the emotion of a cookie exchange. And any claim to psychological realism goes right out the window.
Imagine you're in that same situation. What would your reaction be? I know mine wouldn't be to calmly deliver exposition about the politics of the Mirror Universe.
And the grinning. They wont. stop. smiling. Not one, but three Crazy Sisko smiles. Seriously. Rewatch that scene. Look at those smiles and tell me they're not all stark raving mad. Clearly this is a more subtle performance than I expected. They do understand the emotional impact of this meeting, and it's driven them all completely insane. Which they cover for by smiling. A lot.
And then Sisko leaves his only his, his only link to his dead wife (you know, Jake's a little like the Biblical Jacob's son Benjamin) with a woman who he's deceived once and who just happens to come from that alternate reality where everyone is both bisexual and evil. Not that there's anything wrong about that, and we'll talk more about that later.
This is the man that Starfleet tapped to be the head of its security when Earth was facing its biggest threat since...the Borg. Or maybe the whales from ST IV. And he leaves his vulnerable son with a woman who he has no reason to trust.
So naturally she kidnaps him, leaving behind the device that makes it easy for people to just slip from one universe to the other.
If they can get back and forth so easily, why not think big? Figure out a way to get a Galaxy class ship over there. Or two. Or three. That would end the war pretty quickly, if the Defiant alone is a game-changer. But I digress.
So Sisko has to work with Smiley to get the Evil Defiant up and running before the Regent shows up to reclaim the station. The plot sounds a little familiar.
And we see that Evil Bashir...isn't really that scary, even though he's dangerously close to sporting a mullet. They should have given him a mullet and had him go full-on Toby Keith.
Evil Dax, on the other hand, has a great hairdo. It's much better than real Dax's hair, and I wish they'd have let her wear her hair like this as the real character. And we get reminded that her and Sisko did the nasty last time he was in the MU. Which again is all sorts of strange because she's not just some romance of the week, she's the evil version of his best friend for the past twenty years. Again, I'm seeing some psychological issues here that, apparently, the writers aren't, because Sisko just gives a "yeah, I hit that" look and that's the end of that. Sisko got slapped twice, and we're not even that deep into the episode.
Meanwhile, Kira's been captured. Evil Kira has a slightly S&M outfit with a princess headband, but other than that she looks a lot like Real Kira--no special hairstyling that I can see. And, as she reminds us, she's bisexual. Edgy!
Speaking of S&M, we finally get to see Garak. Is he in a taut psychological thriller of an episode, letting us guess where his loyalties lie? No, he's wearing a collar and chain and is apparently Worf's pet. And we now get a heavy detour into the Mirror Universe as it is strongly implied that both Garak and Worf are also bisexual. Credit to the actors to making it a fun scene. "Pleasing the Intendant," indeed. Which, it occurs to me, would make a serviceable euphemism for masturbation. You can never have too many of those. But again, I digress.
What was the point of making everyone in the Evil Universe bisexual? Does that mean that bisexual=evil? I can't believe that they actually think so, so I'm guessing it's just a way to introduce edgy elements in the show without having to really address them. It's one thing for Evil Worf and Garak to have a love-hate thing going on. It'd be another thing to see Real Garak doing the walk of shame from Real Worf's quarters after a hot and heavy "training program" that went too far.
I loved Michael Dorn as the Regent. He had Worf's aggression, but not his stuffiness. Made for an interesting character.
And in the end Nog dies silently after a single shot, while Jennifer Sisko dies after a long interval in which she can have meaningful semi-conscious interactions following a single shot from the same weapon.
I'm really torn about "Shattered Mirror." From a plot standpoint, it makes no sense. Yet some of the performances were good. Double yet, I wish they'd incorporate these elements into the actual characters, since it would have made the show more interesting.