Seven Words in TNG

Those old stories tended to

 

stretch the credibility of Wesley Crusher's puppy.

 

But not of Wesley himself, who is

 

quite a sick puppy himself these days.

 

Seems the lad saw LaForge's pictures and

 

was scarred for life. This was because

 

the monitor exploded, embedding glass in his

 

hand on the back of Salia's head

 

, making it hard to sip his coffee.

 

Salia found she didn't like the taste

 

of Fruit Loops when she kissed Wesley

 

after a part of this balanced breakfast.

 

"Fine," said Wesley snottily. "I don't like

 

'changelings', anyway." Scorned, Salia turned into a

 

hairy man. "This is my true form,"

 

"Well, its about time," Wesley said, smiling.

 

It was about this time when Picard

 

became jealous of all that hair and

 

opened a subspace channel to Starfleet Command

 

so that he could ask Admiral Satie