Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
a man. His agenda? Revenge. His target?
One of the Enterprise's senior officers...probably.
A stealthy figure materializes aboard the Enterprise
dressed from head to toe in ninja-wear.
His name? Jack Bauer! His mission? To
stop a nuclear device from detonating inside
of Picard's head. In order to save
the Federation, Jack Bauer must break all
of Worf's fingers. Apparenty Klingon fingernails had
unplugged the barrier separating hell-on-earth
and, in so doing, it allowed thousands
of lawyers and politicians to escape damnation
leaving hell a very empty place. Meanwhile
, Geordi was emailing nude pics of himself
to himself. Strange? Yes, but then so
were the pictures, as they were taken
at Geordi's bar mitzvah. Even the guests
were asked to share their memories about
the time when Geordi drank
an entire bottle of the green stuff.
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