Seven Words in TNG

you want it to be; let me know."

 

Riker could only stare in envy. Picard

 

felt amusement at his first officer's predicament,

 

because he'd seen Riker's "package" once himself.

 

Picard could not contain his desire. With his

 

left hand, he explored Riker's expanding package,

 

while watching a tennis match between Lendle

 

and Jelena Dokic who made even gay

 

men sigh and fondle their sequins. Riker

 

started barfing uncontrollably, then smiled and said,

 

"Thanks. I needed that, Captain," and smiled.

 

"Computer, end program: Riker/Picard Slash Fiction

 

and boot up: Troi's Self Pleasuring collection."

 

which did NOT feature Riker, thankyouverymuch. Troi

 

wondered who'd left the slash-fiction running

 

--the girl-android action that Data had programmed

 

was actually Riker and Picard in drag

 

. "Not Riker again!" said Macloudt

 

in disgust. He was hoping for more Tribble-centric

 

fantasies, and like most lower deck personnel,