The Babylon five comparison is fair. I gave up as fast as you did because it was glacial and boring (actually, it most reminded me of Outland...it’s clearly inspired but that kind of late seventies to early eighties SF production) and not in a ‘low attention span’ way, but in a ‘I don’t actually care even a little bit for these characters...at least...not enough to keep watching. I keep wanting to like it...even the books...but....it’s just so flipping boring and not fun. Maybe it’s because I have already sat through or read a lot of SF, to the point where I need more of a hook in there. I mean...stranger things would be boring if it didn’t have that eighties thing to it, that level of homage, and actors and characters who give it some life. The same is true of DSC and Orville...Orville I eventually got through because it’s fun to see the characters, and it’s fun to see which bits of what they have thrown into the mix (yaphet being Jabbas palace security was fun) and how. DSC is an effing slog...because of its never ending soliloquy’s and tendency towards slowing its pace. It’s characters are just not fun enough to keep me coming back (the ones I start to like get sidelined fast this year.) and I only come back because it is Trek. (Thank god for Picard. Proper excitement for that.)
But I just can’t do the Expanse.
Because it, like DSC is just too much like other things, with less to actually give a monkeys about.
I mean, would we even be worried about the names of the characters in DSC if we had anything else to hang on to in the characters? We focus on about four. And we have very little to keep us interested in them or their adventures. The episode I managed to pull myself through most recently was the Voyager tribute hour....messed up Vulcan now we finally met Spock (reminded me of several Tuvok scenes and a dash of what little ENT I saw) and the ‘we are stuck in a temporal anomaly’ thing. The character notes were the same notes they have already been hammering at, Tilly continues to be a weird anomaly, and the stories were...things we have seen before. The Spock stuff dragged. And dragged.
I hate S31, past it’s original couple of episodes in ds9 (where I just didn’t like it much) and I abhor the concept for control (from pre-ordering the books it originated from to wondering if it’s too late to get refunds on books going back years, since the control thing made them utterly pointless before they get retconned by Picard.) and it’s just another thing we have seen before. And of course this is after the inner light concept lift (though it’s more like that weird genome thing in the books.) and...
Well.
At least when Orville lifts stuff there’s some likeable, interesting people dealing with it. Plus bonus points for doing stuff new with tired concepts (letter to younger self is reversed, high stakes small detail version of Timeless.)
Maybe this new season will be better. But maybe it will just be Andromeda.