Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!

[PorthosShadow]

I will not sacrifice Rory again. We've made too many compromises already; too many near deaths. They erase from him from time and space. They bring him back as a plastic machine. Those plot lines assimilate entire seasons and we fall back into a deus ex machina. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done to Rory!

 

[Skellington]

"Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your Rory!" is what Shakespeare meant to write.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The Large Hadron Collider was constructed with one purpose: to discover the mythical Rory boson and determine in pure scientific terms how awesome it is.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

The Large Hadron Collider was constructed with one purpose: to discover the mythical Rory boson and determine in pure scientific terms how awesome it is.

Brilliant.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The Large Hadron Collider was constructed with one purpose: to discover the mythical Rory boson and determine in pure scientific terms how awesome it is.

Brilliant.

For the record, the first official estimate is over nine thousand terarobaus.

 

[captcalhoun]

which is 9 teraNorrises or 9 million teraBauers

 

[Skellington]

"Rory Pond" is an anagram of "Dry Porno", which may be why he doesn't like being called that.

 

[ITL]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly how awesome Rory is, he will instantly disappear and be replaced by a Rory even more awesome than the previous one.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

 

[Anachronus]

The Stig never removes his helmet because Rory is going undercover.

 

[PorthosShadow]

The Stig never removes his helmet because Rory is going undercover.

The origin behind the name "Top Gear" isn't really about cars going fast. It's about the time that Rory spent as a plastic machine.

 

[Guartho]

Spoiler: River's Origin

River Song couldn't avoid being conceived inside the time vortex because the time vortex is just what happens when Rory has an orgasm.

 

[Skywalker]

Even Batman can't prepare for Rory.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Rory built Optimus Prime in a cave, with a box of scraps.

 

[Skellington]

If Rory Williams hasn't been killed yet then his day hasn't started.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Rory Williams taught Jack O'Neill how to be sarcastic.

 

[wamdue]

Rory built Optimus Prime in a cave, with a box of scraps.

well that was a rare mistake on Rorys part.

 

[captcalhoun]

no, Rory's mistake was building Megatron on the plains of Africa with a rusty truck.

 

[Skywalker]

Rory never makes a mistake.

 

[Skellington]

If he did, it would be the best mistake in the universe.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Rory never makes a mistake.

He did once, just to see what it was like