Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!
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Amy married Rory because Chuck Norris wasn't man enough for her.
General Zod kneels before Rory.
Rory punched the Eleventh Doctor in the face. This is what caused the First Doctor to regenerate.
When Rory, God, The Doctor, Robu and BRIAN BLESSED go to a pub the staff tip them. And all the drinks are on the house (no, not THAT one...)
That's awesome! 
Daleks have shot the Doctor twice, but they know better than to f*** with Rory's family.
The Doctor's yanked the Earth across the galaxy, been to the year 100 trillion and rebooted the universe, but he still had to pose as a strippogram to get Rory Williams on his team.
All your base are belong to Rory Williams.
Rory has the stomach and the willpower to consume unlimited rice pudding.
The Master went mad by staring into the Time Vortex. When Rory Williams stared into the Time Vortex, the Time Vortex went mad.
In fact, every time the Doctor regenerated, it was because he subconsciously remembered that he was going to be punched by Rory.
In fact, every time the Doctor regenerated, it was because he subconsciously remembered that he was going to be punched by Rory.
The Doctor and Robau fought for third place in that sentence. Then BRIAN BLESSED was cast as THE DOC-TOR after LOTS OF SHOUTING and the matter was settled. Meanwhile, Rory and God had a staring contest.
Romulus wasn't destroyed by the Hobus star going supernova. it was destroyed when Rory lit one of his farts.
Robau wasn't killed by Nero. He was killed by Rory.
Klingons got their love of war from seeing Rory in his Roman uniform.
Robau wasn't killed by Nero. He was killed by Rory.
Klingons got their love of war from seeing Rory in his Roman uniform.
Star Trek has "The Picard Maneuver"
Battlestar Galactica has "The Adama Maneuver"
Doctor Who has "Rory Williams"
Battlestar Galactica has "The Adama Maneuver"
Doctor Who has "Rory Williams"
That is EPIC!
Rory used to play centre forward for Glasgow Rangers
Rory invented Monster Munch
Rory inspired Andrew Lloyd Webber to write Phanton of the Opera
Rory once sold a Manhattan architect a pair of red cowboy boots
Rory persuaded the 60s rock group The Quarrymen to change their name
All hail THE LAST CENTURION!
The Doctor didn't seal the Time Lords inside a time lock to end the Time War, the Time Lords sealed themselves inside a time lock to hide from Rory Williams.
Bill Adama studied at the Rory Williams School of Glaring.
The universe didn't forget that Rory Williams existed; Rory Williams forgot that the universe existed. But then the universe existed again, because Rory Williams never forgets anything.
Hey, do you remember that one time when Rory Williams failed? Neither do I.
Bill Adama studied at the Rory Williams School of Glaring.
The universe didn't forget that Rory Williams existed; Rory Williams forgot that the universe existed. But then the universe existed again, because Rory Williams never forgets anything.
Hey, do you remember that one time when Rory Williams failed? Neither do I.
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