...or, Facts About Rory Pond (and yes, that is how it works.)
1. Rory Williams once shot a Dalek. With his bare hands.
1. Rory Williams once shot a Dalek. With his bare hands.
Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!
- Thread starter TiberiusMaximus
- Start date
3. Due to pre-destination hijinx the line "Bond. James Bond," was actually inspired by a time the Last Centurion introduced himself as "Pond. Rory Pond."
4. Rory Williams doesn't 'forget' The Silence. When he's not looking at them, they don't exist.
6. Rory is so bad ass that he doesn't get erased by time and space, time and space get erased by him.
7. Rory is so bad ass that an entire Sontaran clone batch was named Roranicus.
8. Rory is so bad ass that The Weeping Angels turned and looked at each other.
9. Rory is so bad ass that the essence of The TARDIS asked him to sub for her.
10. Rory is so bad ass that his sperm were dressed as Roman Centurions.
7. Rory is so bad ass that an entire Sontaran clone batch was named Roranicus.
8. Rory is so bad ass that The Weeping Angels turned and looked at each other.
9. Rory is so bad ass that the essence of The TARDIS asked him to sub for her.
10. Rory is so bad ass that his sperm were dressed as Roman Centurions.
Last edited:
6. The Pandorica was built to hold the Doctor, because trying to hold Rory would just be stupid.
7. When Rory Williams talks to a Sontaran, the Sontaran will claim to be a nurse because, when compared to Rory Williams, 'genetically engineered clone warrior' sounds like a wuss.
7. When Rory Williams talks to a Sontaran, the Sontaran will claim to be a nurse because, when compared to Rory Williams, 'genetically engineered clone warrior' sounds like a wuss.
The Doctor keeps bragging about being 907 or 908. Rory considers that to be the impetuousness of youth and hopes the boy will settle down.
Romulus. Remus. Nero. Robau. Star Trek is just one big Rory The Roman fan club.
Reality itself obeyed Amy when she demanded that the Doctor come back. Reality didn't need to be told to bring Rory back.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first ask Rory's permission to invent the Universe.
Time and Tide DO wait... for Rory. He makes them wait.
Time and Tide DO wait... for Rory. He makes them wait.
You win the internet.
Rory once punched a man so hard he literally knocked him into the middle of next week. He then waited a week for the man to appear, then punched him back in time a week to create a stable time loop of Chin Pain.
The family name Norris is derived from the Anglo Saxon word "Nroriys" which means "one who submits to Rory."
Rory doesn't simply walk into Mordor... he stares in Mordor's general direction and the entire land obediently crawls towards him beneath his feet.
Rory doesn't simply walk into Mordor... he stares in Mordor's general direction and the entire land obediently crawls towards him beneath his feet.
Rory's catchphrase is "It's a Time Lord. I keep a Time Lord now. Time Lords are cool."
Some say Time Lords took Human form. Others say Humans took Time Lord form. In reality, both were influenced by Rory's form.
Some say Time Lords took Human form. Others say Humans took Time Lord form. In reality, both were influenced by Rory's form.
The mighty nose of the Last Centurion is a registered weapon of mass destruction across three galaxies and seventeen different time streams...
just ask the twelfth Cyberlegion, or the tenth, ninth, eighth and seventh. Except you can't cos they have all been deleted by the Man himself.
just ask the twelfth Cyberlegion, or the tenth, ninth, eighth and seventh. Except you can't cos they have all been deleted by the Man himself.
God does not play dice with the Universe. However, Rory does play dice with God... and wins every time.
Similar threads
