Has the OP by any chance accidentally been watching "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"? 'Cause that's a porno full of explicit content.
I saw that parody, and I came away with two observations (and I'm being professional here...):
1. When you excise all the actual porn content (which the DVD menu actually lets you do, and it's pretty boring stuff anyway), the result is actually a pretty decent TNG episode idea. In a nutshell, the away team finds a capsule buried on an uninhabited planet containing the now-older Tasha Yar from the "Yesterday's Enterprise" war timeline in suspended animation. After the Enterprise-C went back in time to sacrifice itself against the Romulans at Narendra III, alt-Yar was captured by the Romulan admiral who would be Sela's father. But unlike how Sela said that her mother was executed, it turns out that was a lie and alt-Yar survived and escaped. Now reunited with her (sort-of) former crew, she and the rest of the characters adjust to each other. But then Tasha tries to take control of the ship, and it turns out that she's being controlled against her will by Sela, who is using her mother as a weapon to steal the Enterprise and return with it to Romulus as a prize. But the plan is foiled, Tasha dies again, and Picard does some final heavy contemplating in his ready room right before the scene where Beverly comes in and shags him rotten. Most of the porn actors who play the bridge crew are surprisingly good at looking and acting like the TNG crew. The guy that plays Data is phenomenally spot-on. The bridge set is good too for a porn movie, although it's obvious where corners needed to be cut.
2. The models used for the Enterprise-D and Sela's warbird were off-the-shelf AMT model kits, but they looked professionally built and lit. However, for some reason they were both constructed to not look
exactly like how they appeared in the show (apparently the 25% different rule was in effect, lol.) The Enterprise's saucer is placed further back on the neck than normal, making the ship shorter, and the entire upper hull of the warbird was removed (or never added in the first place.) But by far the weirdest change was to Picard's Stargazer model in his ready room. It's not the Stargazer at all, but an anachronistic model of the Enterprise-E with a way out of scale TOS Enterprise nacelle and pylon attached to the top of the ship. I guess it was meant to be phallic-looking, but it just looks stupid.