SPOILERS FOR GENERAL STAR TREK SAGA AND POSSIBLY STAR WARS SAGA
RATED PG-13 FOR MILD LANGUAGE AND MILD SEX HUMOR (NOTHING GRAPHIC BY ANY STRETCH)
TITLE: STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK HUMOROUS VERSION
SUBTITLE: THE SEARCH FOR SPOT
Authors: study2400(study3600), other authors will be listed as they contribute, in order of Authorship
Note: This fanfic is Round Robin, which means that I start it and others can join in, telling the story as we go along, concluding in a finished work. It is in Script format, in present tense. We are following the Script of Star Trek III the Search For Spock with a fan-generated parody version of that Script.
Kirk is James T Purp
McCoy is Speak McBoy
Shooting script:
https://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/Trek/Star_Trek_III.htm
A time set in the far future of the same Galaxy as we are in now....
STAR TREK
THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS
A SPEAKPURPANDVACPARODY UN LTD PRODUCTION
FADE IN:
SC 01 EXT SPACE-A STARFIELD-(ILM SHOT)
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for a star-filled field of burning lights set in the starfield as a TITLE ROLL crawls into infinitude, narrated by a HOARSE VOICE, as we hear the AMBIENCE OF SPACE, a litany of groans, squeals and pings of the unknown. Over this we SUPER....
"PARAMOUNTAINS PICTURES BY BOB ROSS PRESENTE:"
BOB ROSS: And over this mountain we'll put a happy little tree. That's where he wants to be in our story.
"OK, PARAMOUNTAINS AND ONE HAPPY LITTLE TREE PAINTED BY BOB ROSS PRESENTE:"
These are the CONTINUING VOYAGES (after Star Trek Continued and the TOS Animated series but before TNG and GENERATIONS) of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission...
MAN IN MIDDLE OF THE THEATRE: Down in front! You stop recording the film! That's illegal! Cellphones are supposed to be off!
ANOTHER MAN: Shut up! No talking.
ANOTHER MAN: (Litters, throwing his hotdog wrapper on the aisle next to him after balling it up.)
A WOMAN: How DARE you litter! We were warned about that! And why are we sitting down to watch this film?! Sitting is the new smoking! (She stands up.)
A MAN: Down in front!
She sits down, fuming.
(AHEM) to explore STRANGE NEW WORLDS...to seek out new life forms, and new civilizations... to boldly go, where no man has gone before. . .
As the OPENING FANFARE MUSIC (Think Superman (1978) opening theme mixed with Spaceballs opening theme) fades, we see the planet GEONOSIS and its sun, which flares into our lens.
Ok, I know you guys are creative and mirthful. I look forward to seeing someone else take a turn.....-BLS"2400"study888
RATED PG-13 FOR MILD LANGUAGE AND MILD SEX HUMOR (NOTHING GRAPHIC BY ANY STRETCH)
TITLE: STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK HUMOROUS VERSION
SUBTITLE: THE SEARCH FOR SPOT
Authors: study2400(study3600), other authors will be listed as they contribute, in order of Authorship
Note: This fanfic is Round Robin, which means that I start it and others can join in, telling the story as we go along, concluding in a finished work. It is in Script format, in present tense. We are following the Script of Star Trek III the Search For Spock with a fan-generated parody version of that Script.
Kirk is James T Purp
McCoy is Speak McBoy
Shooting script:
https://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/Trek/Star_Trek_III.htm
A time set in the far future of the same Galaxy as we are in now....
STAR TREK
THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS
A SPEAKPURPANDVACPARODY UN LTD PRODUCTION
FADE IN:
SC 01 EXT SPACE-A STARFIELD-(ILM SHOT)
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for a star-filled field of burning lights set in the starfield as a TITLE ROLL crawls into infinitude, narrated by a HOARSE VOICE, as we hear the AMBIENCE OF SPACE, a litany of groans, squeals and pings of the unknown. Over this we SUPER....
"PARAMOUNTAINS PICTURES BY BOB ROSS PRESENTE:"
BOB ROSS: And over this mountain we'll put a happy little tree. That's where he wants to be in our story.
"OK, PARAMOUNTAINS AND ONE HAPPY LITTLE TREE PAINTED BY BOB ROSS PRESENTE:"
These are the CONTINUING VOYAGES (after Star Trek Continued and the TOS Animated series but before TNG and GENERATIONS) of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission...
MAN IN MIDDLE OF THE THEATRE: Down in front! You stop recording the film! That's illegal! Cellphones are supposed to be off!
ANOTHER MAN: Shut up! No talking.
ANOTHER MAN: (Litters, throwing his hotdog wrapper on the aisle next to him after balling it up.)
A WOMAN: How DARE you litter! We were warned about that! And why are we sitting down to watch this film?! Sitting is the new smoking! (She stands up.)
A MAN: Down in front!
She sits down, fuming.
(AHEM) to explore STRANGE NEW WORLDS...to seek out new life forms, and new civilizations... to boldly go, where no man has gone before. . .
As the OPENING FANFARE MUSIC (Think Superman (1978) opening theme mixed with Spaceballs opening theme) fades, we see the planet GEONOSIS and its sun, which flares into our lens.
Ok, I know you guys are creative and mirthful. I look forward to seeing someone else take a turn.....-BLS"2400"study888
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