Random Thoughts...or...What's on Your Mind?

[Discofan]

Not far from here someone managed to get their car wedged between trees!!! Apparently they tried to take a short cut through the woods but never realized how narrow the path had become. The forest guardian called the police. That guy is in a lot of trouble. Next time he'll think twice before doing something so stupid!!

 

[Worf factor9]

Had to kidnap MiL a couple times to be outside his orbit.

Oh my. You were desperate weren't you?

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[KimMH]

Oh my. You were desperate weren't you?

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Lol. I really like both my MiLs. My hubs family treated me like family the first day and have been wonderful every day since. I know I’m incredibly lucky. My family took a long time to warm up to him

 

[Worf factor9]

My hubs family treated me like family the first day

Mine, was the same. Even though her and I never married, I miss the possible MIL every day. She understood better than....

 

[auntiehill]

My in-laws are fucking horrible; I avoid them whenever possible. Even hubby has put limits on how often they can contact him. My family LOVES my hubby; he's Mr. Fix It and IT support, plus he bakes a pretty fine pie--- everything you could want in a relative.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

mmm pie.

 

[think]

youtube analytics.. from today --- it has already gone up since then.--

so yeah till this point.. I had like 100 subscribers and well.. it was give and take some would leave some would stay.. on and off. about 100 or maybe 120 --- it was OK you know this is where I was 28 or more days ago.. now I have had 273 subscribers subscribe in 28 days

WHAT!!!

what happened IDK same as usual just post videos make music and so on.. --- it is crazy I have no idea how this is happening a bunch of people subscribe every single day -- OK I am dealing with it but wow.

since 2006 I was able to get 100-120 subscribers now.. I do that in a week--- shock just like shock-- OK

what ever.

 

[Worf factor9]

mmm pie.

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[rhubarbodendron]

Very old pie but still...

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[scotpens]

. . . our dogs bark wau [wow], cats say miau [miaow] - there we are on the same basis, and roosters cry kickeriki [kick err eeh key].

In Spanish, a rooster crowing is "quiquiriquí" -- pretty much the same. It certainly sounds more like a real rooster than "cock-a-doodle-doo"!

 

[think]

https://kdvr.com/2020/01/17/happy-birthday-betty-white-turns-98-tmw/

this is the article there about her birthday today..

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A Golden Girl gets another candle on her birthday cake.

Betty white turns 98 years young today!

The six-time Emmy winner told Parade magazine that the secret to a long life is to “accentuate the positive, not the negative,” according to CNN.

As for her diet, she says her favorite items include vodka and hot dogs, “probably in that order.”

White’s career has lasted more than seven decades with appearances on both the small and big screen.
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I like how her favorite "diet" items include vodka and hot dogs

 

[Gary Mitchell]

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. You can drink a drink but you can't food a food.

 

[Worf factor9]

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. You can drink a drink but you can't food a food.

You are a philosophical genius. In another earlier life you could have written skits for Aesop's Fables. Oh...Kaa-rap, I'm showing my age.

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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chiefs fans doing the damn Tomahawk Chop.

 

[Discofan]

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. You can drink a drink but you can't food a food.

if writers write then how come fingers don't finge?

Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana...

 

[auntiehill]

 

[Worf factor9]

Oh... sch-itt I'm showing my age again.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. You can drink a drink but you can't food a food.

That reminds me of the infamous difference between roast beef and pea soup: everyone can roast beef

 

[Discofan]

That reminds me of the infamous difference between roast beef and pea soup: everyone can roast beef

A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig.

There's no ham in a hamburger.

There's no egg in an eggplant.

Quicksand moves slowly and rings are square.

We park in a driveway but drive in a parkway!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Best Mayhem moment ever:

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"Whoopsies!"

everyone can roast beef

I can't.

I'd burn my house down if I tried.

And this is why my kitchen has no oven. Problem solved!