Not that I'm big on Freudian psychology, but the words "overcompensation" and "small penis" come to mind.
Provoking traffic offences, common outside sweden?
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Dude, you're acting like you're from some warzone, it's bloody Sweden...
The epitome of a well-developed but boring country with one medium-sized city and vast areas of nothingness.
Other than the occasional Killer Moose of Doom Sweden isn't exactly known for its roughness. Your street cred as a Ferrari-beating, cop-insulting internet-tough-guy who learned to drive when he was 13 isn't really helped by the fact that... it's bloody Sweden.
Did I mention that it's bloody Sweden?
Next I'm going to claim I fought Ninjas in Luxembourg.
The epitome of a well-developed but boring country with one medium-sized city and vast areas of nothingness.
Other than the occasional Killer Moose of Doom Sweden isn't exactly known for its roughness. Your street cred as a Ferrari-beating, cop-insulting internet-tough-guy who learned to drive when he was 13 isn't really helped by the fact that... it's bloody Sweden.
Did I mention that it's bloody Sweden?
Next I'm going to claim I fought Ninjas in Luxembourg.
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You know what, lads? I'm under no obligation to explain myself. It like you are doing whatever you can to blow everything i say out of proportion. Fuck this!
If i want to mouth of to aina, i'll fucking do it. If i want to protect myself from an undercover copper, who btw ran me off the road and nearly killed me, by whacking him over the head with a motorbike helmet, i'll fucking do it. And if i want to climb up a fucking tree so i can take pictures of a crime scene with my dslr so i can help out my mate in usmc logistics, well guess what? I'll fucking do it!
Good fucking night. I'm too knackered tired for this shite.
Oh and by the way. I never said i always lived in sweden. You know, there are other coutries in europe.
If i want to mouth of to aina, i'll fucking do it. If i want to protect myself from an undercover copper, who btw ran me off the road and nearly killed me, by whacking him over the head with a motorbike helmet, i'll fucking do it. And if i want to climb up a fucking tree so i can take pictures of a crime scene with my dslr so i can help out my mate in usmc logistics, well guess what? I'll fucking do it!
Good fucking night. I'm too knackered tired for this shite.
Oh and by the way. I never said i always lived in sweden. You know, there are other coutries in europe.
Sweden is a hellish place full of cleaver wielding assassins...
...and blood red killer fish with lifeless eyes.
Even their flag has crosshairs on it, trying to hunt you down.
...and blood red killer fish with lifeless eyes.
Even their flag has crosshairs on it, trying to hunt you down.
Where the fuck did you read that? We dont need the yanks to shoot our civilians for us. We've got armed response for that, duh!
You said the USMC - US Marine Corps (I thought it could possibly be something Swedish with that acronym too, but I couldn't find anything). Is it for the US embassy guard or something?
Hold on, chill out. Take a day or so to think about why people have this reaction to you. I've never been out to attack you. It's just difficult to take you seriously when you have several stories that seem outrageous. You also seem really aggressive sometimes. But I'm sure that there's more to you, so why not let us see another side? There's nothing to prove here. Just let us get to know you, maybe tone down some of your personal stories. You're quite young, aren't you? Pace yourself a bit.
hmm... can I wear leather? Or do I have to be in an evening dress?
I'd say an evening dress under a diver's drysuit under a leather corset.
Okay I like it, a woman prepared! For anything Sweden can throw at me!
I want pearls too.
I want pearls too.
I've heard you can find them in oysters, I think. I'm sure the Baltic Sea is full of them.
Luckily I am a qualified scuba agent. These accessories will be a cinch for me and if not I'll just stab some rich broad in Monaco with my poison umbrella and help myself.
That and dead mafiosi.
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