Considering ed already said he wasn't color blind before I posted the picture, I figured it was a safe bet that people would take it as the joke it so obviously was.
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Considering ed already said he wasn't color blind before I posted the picture, I figured it was a safe bet that people would take it as the joke it so obviously was.
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I knew it was joke after a few seconds, and that it was funny because I could picture some of the posters panicking and looking for colorblindness tests online to check their color perception.
I feel like you didn't see me smiling when you read my post, because I was also just joking.
Okay. 
I still don't get the joke. 
Also I totally fell for the picture. I didn't worry that I was colorblind, but I was definitely confused longer than I should have been.
Sorry about that
. Here's the real thing in case anyone is interested.
Also I totally fell for the picture. I didn't worry that I was colorblind, but I was definitely confused longer than I should have been.
Sorry about that
You ain't pulling that shit on me again, laddy.
Yeah, but that is Sweden. An awfully nice place. Who knows in what kind of imaginary country ares lives.
Yeah. I'm a funny foreign as they come, but this story is, as me mates from Manc would say, utter bollocks.
Your English is fine. Sandoval simply delights in being purposely obtuse wherever possible; I wouldn't let it bother you.
Uhm, you mean the awfully nice place where the mafia managed to get their hands on weapons that belonged to the USMC? That nice place?
Rosengård, Rinkeby and Södertälje isn't quite the Sweden you've heard about. If you don't trust me, look it up.
Yeah, a couple of unsavoury neighbourhoods. Hardly a cross between Mega-City One and Kandahar.
Yes, the country that is consistently ranked as one of the safest countries in the world, but which you manage to make sound like Gaza at its worst. I don't doubt that there's crime there, but you seem particularly given to hyperbole to the point where you make it sound like a constant warzone.
True, however Södertälje and Rosengård are the two central hubs of crime in Sweden. Over 70% of the black market goods that enter Sweden come through the docks in Södertälje. Which you gotta admit, is pretty good job for a city with not even 100k inhabitants.
I hardly think even the gangs of LA has managed to steal military weapons without the authorities noticing. And the reason i know they didn't notice, is because i was the one who sat in a bloody tree with a DSLR while the wrath of god was pouring down on me just to snap a few shots of the serial number on the crates. And when i sent 'em to my mate, they had no clue it was even missing.
Syrian Brotherhood - 1. USMC - 0
EDIT: For the record, those pics earned him a promotion.
Do you realize people here don't believe a word of what you say, right? You can argue you don't care if we do, but you seem utterly concerned with impressing us with your alleged exploits.
I have a way with words, mate. I have a talent for twisting words without making them any less true. I can talk myself out of a lot. But lying isn't in my character.
And I'd hardly call it exploits. Its more along the lines of crazy-shit-i-was-to-stupid-to-think-through-before-i-did-them.
So you admit you have been untruthful with us this whole time, embellishing your tales of crime-ridden Swedish neighbourhoods, and telling --not exactly lies-- but not exactly the truth either. Good. Admitting one's problems is the first step to solve them.
Wow, so you foiled a black market Syrian arms dealing operation for the US Marines, as well? Jolly good, 007!
Was that before or after you beat up the undercover cop, yelled at another cop, outran police cars, street raced and beat a Ferrari, dodged the latest bombings and heavy machine gun fire in the Little Baghdad section of Stockholm, stole those safes right from the police HQ owned by the Brazilian cartel by attaching them to Mustangs, recovered the Ark of the Covenant from the Nazis, prevented Goldfinger from gassing Ft. Knox and stealing all of its gold, outran Godzilla in a taxi through the streets of New York, and took the DeLorean back to 1955?
All this stuff needs is a girl.
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