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[Adm_Hawthorne]

Soul? yes.

Cabinet position? yes.

more touchy feely time with Kate Mulgrew ... I'll have to get back to you on that.

How much time are we talking? - just so I have an idea where to start negotiations. Would this be a longer one-time thing? or shorter, regularly scheduled touch feely sessions?

I'll take either for Kate.

But, two out of three isn't bad. I'm sold!

 

[Jenee]

I love it! Now I have to go put that in cooleddie's face!

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

It would have been more awesome, but you couldn't promise me more touchy feely time with Kate.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I have a vuvuzela.

You will have no place in the new world order.

That is generally how my anarchy will work, yes.

 

[Jenee]

It would have been more awesome, but you couldn't promise me more touchy feely time with Kate.

Actually, my people just got off the phone with Kate's people. They're willing to donate one night (12 hours) or 6 bi-monthly 1 hour intervals.

How should we respond?

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

It would have been more awesome, but you couldn't promise me more touchy feely time with Kate.

Actually, my people just got off the phone with Kate's people. They're willing to donate one night (12 hours) or 6 bi-monthly 1 hour intervals.

How should we respond?

Hm.... that's a tough one. Let's throw them a counter offer.

6 bi-monthly 2 hour sessions plus we guarantee no photos find their way to the internet.

 

[Jenee]

Ok. I'll be back in a half hour. Maybe more. maybe less. Depending on work - er, I mean, negotiations ...

 

[Jenee]

...**looks at work**

make that an hour.

 

[Jenee]

It would have been more awesome, but you couldn't promise me more touchy feely time with Kate.

Actually, my people just got off the phone with Kate's people. They're willing to donate one night (12 hours) or 6 bi-monthly 1 hour intervals.

How should we respond?

Hm.... that's a tough one. Let's throw them a counter offer.

6 bi-monthly 2 hour sessions plus we guarantee no photos find their way to the internet.

I'm on the phone with them, right now, so let's make this quick.

They'll go with 6 bi monthly - but only two hour sessions on the first session each month, the other session is just an hour and the no photos.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

6 bi monthly - but only two hour sessions on the first session each month, the other session is just an hour and the no photos and 1 dinner night... Kate's treat.

 

[Jenee]

They agree.

... with the added caveat that you secretly break the contract at then end of six months and post no less than 5 photos so they can sue us in the hopes of jumpstarting her career.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I'm clearly working with the devil.

Deal...

 

[Jenee]

Whew. I'm glad that's over.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

You sure I can't convince you two to renounce your oligarchic ways and embrace the anarchy?

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Can you promise me touchy feely time with Kate without restrictions?

 

[Jenee]

I love anarchy. Can you promise me touchy feely time with Michael Shanks - while in character as Daniel Jackson?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Can you promise me touchy feely time with Kate without restrictions?

I love anarchy. Can you promise me touchy feely time with Michael Shanks - while in character as Daniel Jackson?

Of course. Do as you please.

 

[Jenee]

Well, yes. But .., I want him to be agreeable to it.

 

[Niorah]

I remain loyal to Queen Niorah.

I will continue to pledge fealty to our duly elected Queen Niorah I.

Aw, thank you. The Queen is moved by this show of loyalty. You deserve a reward.

Arise, Sir Hermiod. Arise, Sir Shameless.

 

[captcalhoun]

my loyalty is to the Empress TSQ. as her Major Domo i am taking notes on these pretenders to her throne, plotters and malcontents.