President of the TrekBBS

[Zulu Romeo]

Of course, things were good back when Queen Cayla ruled above all.

But that was then. Now, things have changed. We no longer need rulers to tell us what we can or can't do.

Choose wisely, people. Freedom... or more of the same.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I'm throwing my support behind Jenee.

We need rulers. We need people who understand us. We need people who know how to fetch a beer for T'Bonz. We need Jenee!


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'm throwing my support behind Jenee.

We need rulers. We need people who understand us. We need people who know how to fetch a beer for T'Bonz. We need Jenee!


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

Holdfast will not be pleased. On the other hand, that's one less backstabber among his team.

[munches popcorn]

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Holdfast has yet to promise extended touchy feely time with Kate Mulgrew along with a cabinet position. Jenee wins.

Besides...

We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. And whatever your particular problem is, I promise you, Holdfast and the other contenders are not the least bit interested in solving it. They are interested in two things and two things only: making you afraid of it and telling you who's to blame for it... whatever the 'it' may be. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. We've got serious problems, and we need serious people. We need Jenee.

Her name is Jenee, and she should be the next TrekBBS President.


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

Also, this speech was shamefully lifted from the American President

 

[Jenee]

Thank you. Thank you.

**waits for applause to die down**

Thank you.

Trekbbs is a wonderful message board. Perhaps the best on the internet. Trekbbs represents equality, freedom and the pursuit of happiness. And the people of trekbbs are what makes trekbbs a the great message board that it is today.

**due to problems beyond our control, this broadcast has been interupted. Please stay tuned.**

 

[Jenee]

***continues**

If you elect me president, I promise to bring more of what everyone loves to the Trekbss, so that this place can remain No. 1 in the Interwebs.

A vote for me, is a vote for freedom!!


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

 

[Dancing Doctor]

God damn it, I'm conflicted.

Holdfast is practically perfect...but Jenee is the word.

 

[doubleohfive]

There's an old quote ... "Let anyone who cares be protector..."

In this case, that's pretty much my sentiment, with the natural proviso that it be anyone ... except Shameless.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Good Grief, if Holdfast is elected we'll have a dress code. I may have to run against him to keep things nice and Bohemian.

I actually won one of these elections once, not counting the couple of people who came in ahead of me.

 

[Jenee]

If elected, I promise to let anyone who wishes to post naked continue posting naked - in fact, I might even insist upon it.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

Oh ... why not. I'll probably lose knowing my luck. ElimParra for President. What do i stand for? (I'll think of something later)

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Thank you. Thank you.

**waits for applause to die down**

Thank you.

Trekbbs is a wonderful message board. Perhaps the best on the internet. Trekbbs represents equality, freedom and the pursuit of happiness. And the people of trekbbs are what makes trekbbs a the great message board that it is today.

**due to problems beyond our control, this broadcast has been interupted. Please stay tuned.**

***continues**

If you elect me president, I promise to bring more of what everyone loves to the Trekbss, so that this place can remain No. 1 in the Interwebs.

A vote for me, is a vote for freedom!!


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

If elected, I promise to let anyone who wishes to post naked continue posting naked - in fact, I might even insist upon it.

*applause and cheers from the crowd*

 

[Dancing Doctor]

Thank you. Thank you.

**waits for applause to die down**

Thank you.

Trekbbs is a wonderful message board. Perhaps the best on the internet. Trekbbs represents equality, freedom and the pursuit of happiness. And the people of trekbbs are what makes trekbbs a the great message board that it is today.

**due to problems beyond our control, this broadcast has been interupted. Please stay tuned.**

***continues**

If you elect me president, I promise to bring more of what everyone loves to the Trekbss, so that this place can remain No. 1 in the Interwebs.

A vote for me, is a vote for freedom!!


*Brought to you by the Vote for Jenee for President Committee*

If elected, I promise to let anyone who wishes to post naked continue posting naked - in fact, I might even insist upon it.

*applause and cheers from the crowd*

 

[Capn Flukie]

*visualizes throngs of thongs*

 

[trampledamage]

*tries not to*

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I remain loyal to Queen Niorah.

I will continue to pledge fealty to our duly elected Queen Niorah I.

Aw, thank you. The Queen is moved by this show of loyalty. You deserve a reward.

Arise, Sir Hermiod. Arise, Sir Shameless.

I stand ready to serve.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I find it funny how everyone is sucking up to everyone else, while there is the occasional person who thinks they stand a chance themselves.

The dominoes are setting themselves up...

[continues to munch popcorn]

 

[Capn Flukie]

*votes for Zion Ravescene*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

*votes for Zion Ravescene*

At last! Someone who accepts my doctrine of anarchy!

Welcome! Remember, a vote for anarchy is a vote for no-one and everyone!

 

[Capn Flukie]

I look forward to the Nude World Order.