Excuse me... people...
How is it that my candidate is losing to Squiggy?!
An active conspiracy?
Bah! I'd create new accounts for voting purposes, but I'm too lazy.
Instead, I'm going to use the power of my mind... wait, no... that won't work either. My brain is squishy from lack of sleep due tostuff.
Um... semi-nude pics of pretty girls and handsome guys for your vote for Jenee!
Colin Firth and Alan Rickman will do nicely, thanks.
Yes, I know I already voted a few days ago. What's your point?
