Not me. I just stare at the wall and pretend no one else is there.
Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)
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Speaking of which, do you guys really discuss anything and everything at the urinal like they do on TV?Clearly, you don't know men among themselves very well
I don't. Restroom time is private time. Not every fucking thing in the world has to be a social event.
What's the deal with 3 urinals next to each other, 2 at waist level, and one on the floor? Is the one one floor for 'extra large' guys?
I use that one just for confidence, not the truth.
I use that one just for confidence, not the truth.
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^ Agreed. I won't even make eye contact with anyone once I go in so there is no chance I am going to be chatting.
But I get a little freaked out with germs and public restrooms. To make it a little more bearable, I usually hit the stall so I don't have to touch anything with my clothes or hands. But that opens up a whole new can of worms with the dreaded "stall-talker". I refuse to converse with someone who may or may not be taking a shit. I would rather have my kidneys explode.
Speaking of which, do you guys really discuss anything and everything at the urinal like they do on TV?Clearly, you don't know men among themselves very well
I don't. Restroom time is private time. Not every fucking thing in the world has to be a social event.
^ Agreed. I won't even make eye contact with anyone once I go in so there is no chance I am going to be chatting.
But I get a little freaked out with germs and public restrooms. To make it a little more bearable, I usually hit the stall so I don't have to touch anything with my clothes or hands. But that opens up a whole new can of worms with the dreaded "stall-talker". I refuse to converse with someone who may or may not be taking a shit. I would rather have my kidneys explode.
I never engage in urinal discussion, no matter the time, place, or level of intoxication.
^ Agreed. There is no reason whatsoever that I should need to talk to another guy when my dick is in my hand. I've had guy's try and spark up a conversation while doing so and I simply ignore them until I'm zipped. It's just proper bathroom etiquette, just like how you shouldn't take the urinal directly next to a guy unless it's the last possible option.
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I don't know why some guys do this...when I am in the restroom I just want to do my business and get out... urinal chatter? Seriously, WHY!?
I don't know why some guys do this...when I am in the restroom I just want to do my business and get out... urinal chatter? Seriously, WHY!?
I must be the only guy here who doesn't actually hold his dick when at the urinal. I never saw the need to do that. I just grip the edge of my tighty whiteys, that's what I do.
As for speaking when in the bathroom: That is not acceptable, however I believe singing "Under the Boardwalk" quartet-style, is.
*pause, while sadly suspecting that there aren't many people here who will get that last bit...*
As for speaking when in the bathroom: That is not acceptable, however I believe singing "Under the Boardwalk" quartet-style, is.
*pause, while sadly suspecting that there aren't many people here who will get that last bit...*
There was a guy next to me chatting on his cell phone a couple months ago, I made sure I was extra noisy.
In the damn bathroom? Now that's pathetic. And kind of insulting to the person on the other end of the line, really..."Oh, just sitting here thinking about you..." <FLUSSHHH!!!!>
Yeah, whenever I hear someone on their cellphone in a bathroom, I make sure to be extra loud and vocal about the relief.
I will admit that when ChrinFinity and I are coming back from a break or lunch and both of us have to use the washroom, we usually continue the conversation we'd been having.
But we have a very unusual kind of friendship/working relationship. I can't think of anyone else with whom I've had a habit of conversing while in the washroom. Nor can I think of anyone else I've ever worked with from whom I've gotten a hug every night when we leave the office.
But we have a very unusual kind of friendship/working relationship. I can't think of anyone else with whom I've had a habit of conversing while in the washroom. Nor can I think of anyone else I've ever worked with from whom I've gotten a hug every night when we leave the office.
When it comes to urinals I have no rules. Why? Because I refuse to use them. I have to use the stall. No question. I feel very under pressure if others are around me.
Pictures, pictures, PICTURES!!. . . In college, I threw my [in]famous Colorado Motherfucker party---this entails at least 6 all-nude co-eds serving super-strong drinks to your houseguests (since you are not allowed to serve up the liquor unless you are naked). Picture where this leads...
Your suspicions are correct. I don't get it. So, are you alluding to a movie or something?. . . As for speaking when in the bathroom: That is not acceptable, however I believe singing “Under the Boardwalk” quartet-style, is.
*pause, while sadly suspecting that there aren't many people here who will get that last bit...*
Speaking of which, do you guys really discuss anything and everything at the urinal like they do on TV?Clearly, you don't know men among themselves very well
I don't. Restroom time is private time. Not every fucking thing in the world has to be a social event.
I agree. I've been with friends that we're talking as we're walking into the bathroom, and as soon as we enter the bathroom, conversation dies until we zip up and leave.
Why do they put those things so close together? They should be at least six feet apart.
I feel the same way about those trough things. Well, I used to. I haven't seen one in about twenty five years, but they used to drive me crazy when I was a kid and went to clubs.