Meh, the girls thread is tidier.
And it smells better.
Must... resist... fish... joke
Also, re: deleting porn. Why the freakout? Tons of porn gets stale, even after one view through. Many are classic, but I find the majority of the stuff I download gets deleted anyway.
And besides, there's always plenty more where that came from. I mean, it's not as if there's imminent danger of an internet porn shortage.
Well, Germany is already censoring nazi, terrorist and child porn sites, I wouldn't be shocked if the next thing they took offline were porn sites.
Yes. The Neutral Zone is the forum where civility and decency go to die.
Also, I am it's king.
Right, and I'm the Viceroy of British India
Really?
Have you had any word of that bloke in the Third --
Was it Sotherby, Sedgewick, or Sim?
They had him thrown out of the club in Bombay
For, apart from his mess bills exceeding his pay,
He took to pig-sticking -- in
quite the wrong way.
I wonder what happened to him?
Ah. That reminds me of Bonny Bet, a poem from the 19th century:
There was a lass they called bonny Bet,
With a jolly fat arse, and a cunt black as jet;
Her quim had long itched, and she wanted, I vow,
A jolly good fucking, but couldn't tell how.
She thought of a plan that might serve as the same,
That herself she might shag without any shame;
So a carrot she got, with a point rather blunt,
And she ramm'd it and jamm'd it three parts up her cunt.
She liked it so well that she oft used to do it,
Till at length the poor girl had occasion to rue it;
For one day, when amusing herself with this whim,
The carrot it snapped, and part stuck in her quim.
She went almost mad with vexation at this,
Indeed it was time, the poor girl couldn't piss.
The lass was in torture, no rest had poor Bet,
So at last an old doctor she was forced to get.
The doctor he came, and she told him the case,
Then with spectacles on, and a very long face,
He bid her turn up, though she scarcely was able,
And pull up her petticoats over her navel.
Her clouts she held up, round her belly so plump,
And he gave her fat arse such a hell of a thump,
That he made her cry out, tho' he did it so neat,
And away flew the carrot bang into the street.
Now a sweep passing by, he saw it come down,
Picked it up and he ate it, and said with a frown,
By God! it's not right, it's a damned shame, I say,
That people should throw buttered carrots away.
Re The Three Stooges: Sorry, guys, but I've never found them funny. Even at the age of 7, I thought they were stupid. Not funny-stupid, just plain stupid.
Anyone still enjoy the TV shows that entertained you as a kid? I still get a kick out of "boy shows" like the Gerry Anderson puppet programs with all those cool futuristic cars and airplanes and spaceships and stuff.
The Jetsons and the Flintstones have retained their funnyness.
