Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)

[captcalhoun]

question for other white guys:

is your dick and balls a darker skintone than the rest of your body? i mean, seriously, it looks like i've been sunbathing with my knob and nads hanging out. they're more of a brown colour, whilst my chest and legs are white as milk. been like it for a few years. just wondered if this is normal or am i a complete mutant. and, yes, i do fucking wash, you bastards.

Are you all-white? Mediterranean or anything in your blood? I guess technically my junk is slightly darker than the rest of my body, but I'm pretty pale...

glad it's not just me.

Apes, honey.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours! And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly. And although they don't look like children (hopefully), I do find hairlessness on men unattractive too.

In my defence I haven't invaded.

And more on topic, thank you! Good to know there are still women who appreciaty us guys with some hair. It's not like I can get rid of it easily. I keep my hair and beard neat and usually keeps it self at a pretty good level anyways.

Whilst on the subject, I don't mind armpit hair, armhair and leghair on women. As long as they're not at my level, I'm good. And as for being on my level, I like it when I'm not the one with the biggest breasts in a relationship. Silly insecurity, but it makes feel a bit better.

I suppose I oughtn't be too judgemental as I do remove my leg and underarm hair (although I really don't need to, as my legs only grow a little bit of fine blonde hair on the shins -- I'm just not a hairy person). I guess women have been shaving legs and underarms for so long that I don't associate it with children, even though this was the original purpose -- to make women appear more youthful. Maybe it's just the prevalence of bald crotches in porn these days that has resulted in men my generation and younger liking shaved women, but I can't get over the fact that it makes women's genitals look prepubescent, and when guys find that attractive, I am totally turned off!

And don't feel bad about the breast thing! I suppose it's kind of like women preferring men who are taller than they are.

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

 

[George]

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

This.

 

[Kemaiku]

Call me strange then since I don't mind female pubes at all.

 

[AstroSmurf]

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

This.

I was gifted with rather large full lips. The have a lot of surface area. So nibbling or licking someone with stubble hurts like hell after a few seconds. It's like I am exfoliating my mouth with a wire brush and acid. If I had to choose between shaved and not, I would choose the not every time. I would rather deal with a stray pubic hair than have tender lips.

 

[TheBrew]

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Second best AC/DC song ever.

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

That's not even close to being on my radar as a 'moment killer.'

 

[trekkiedane]

^^ Second best AC/DC song ever.

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

That's not even close to being on my radar as a 'moment killer.'

Speaking of 'moment killers', the only ones I can think of are parents or kids barging in on us... not that I've experienced any of those the past fifteen years...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

My mom barged in on me when i was masturbating, back when i was a teenager. I learned double check to make sure the door is locked.

 

[Canadave]

i prefer shaved or at least trimmed because it's fucking 'moment' killer to be busy licking away and then having to stop cuz you got a fucking hair in your mouth.

This.

I was gifted with rather large full lips. The have a lot of surface area. So nibbling or licking someone with stubble hurts like hell after a few seconds. It's like I am exfoliating my mouth with a wire brush and acid. If I had to choose between shaved and not, I would choose the not every time. I would rather deal with a stray pubic hair than have tender lips.

Yeah, I'll second this. I can deal with hair. Stubble sucks.

 

[trekkiedane]

My mom barged in on me when i was masturbating, back when i was a teenager. I learned double check to make sure the door is locked.

I learned the same thing from my dad

 

[St. Squigolas]

I don't see what's attractive about pubes... ...it's kind of a turn-off, a constant reminder that we are basically just monkeys.

Apes, honey.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours! And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly. And although they don't look like children (hopefully), I do find hairlessness on men unattractive too.

Go on...

 

[Emher]

First off, these replies will be in a fucked up order since I can't be ares to organise them in order

Oh, man, I can't believe I'm reading this. You must go out forthwith and experience the Stooges. They are not only one of the most classic comedy teams of all time, but they hearken back to the halcyon days of Vaudeville.

...

There's no real need to name your elbows, but the ol' PJW deserves some special consideration.

I know! I just haven't gotten around to it.

And I really don't think of it as a seperate entity (even though my teenage years should have with all manner of innapropriate "red alert's"), but rather just simply a part of me. Like my tongue

Do know a girl who's named her breasts though, one name for each

I also have to ask, did any of you get drunk and sing songs from Hee Haw or Monty Python with your friends or was that a singular experience?

We got high on lots of Jolt Cola and sleep deprication and qouted Monty Python at the drop of a hat. Also tried meditating at one point when having drunk waaaay to much cola and had the most weirdass visions

Speaking of which, do you guys really discuss anything and everything at the urinal like they do on TV?

Some do. I've seen it. But I've never been able to handle the urinal, I always choose a stall. Not a penis size issue, more a caveman instinct of being exposed tyo risk when I'm doing my business.

Apes, honey.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours! And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly. And although they don't look like children (hopefully), I do find hairlessness on men unattractive too.

In my defence I haven't invaded.

And more on topic, thank you! Good to know there are still women who appreciaty us guys with some hair. It's not like I can get rid of it easily. I keep my hair and beard neat and usually keeps it self at a pretty good level anyways.

Whilst on the subject, I don't mind armpit hair, armhair and leghair on women. As long as they're not at my level, I'm good. And as for being on my level, I like it when I'm not the one with the biggest breasts in a relationship. Silly insecurity, but it makes feel a bit better.

I suppose I oughtn't be too judgemental as I do remove my leg and underarm hair (although I really don't need to, as my legs only grow a little bit of fine blonde hair on the shins -- I'm just not a hairy person). I guess women have been shaving legs and underarms for so long that I don't associate it with children, even though this was the original purpose -- to make women appear more youthful. Maybe it's just the prevalence of bald crotches in porn these days that has resulted in men my generation and younger liking shaved women, but I can't get over the fact that it makes women's genitals look prepubescent, and when guys find that attractive, I am totally turned off!

And don't feel bad about the breast thing! I suppose it's kind of like women preferring men who are taller than they are.

Well it's not like I hate it if women do shave their pits, arms and legs, but I also don't really care if they don't

And yeah the bald crotches in porn is a rather silly matter of fact. I've gotten used to it because otherwise my porn intake would be a bit limited. I just think it's silly that when the woman onscreen is obviously a grown woman, and then she looks like a little girl down there

It's not a preference thing. Well I sorta guess it is to a degree...but I like all sizes of breasts (except ridiculously large fake ones), but it's this silly insecurity about the fact that I have some moobs they're smaller then most womens but still, they're there. So it's that, I feel odd being the one with the biggest breasts Lucky for me in last relationship my then gf was a fairly large C. Lots of things were wrong with that relationships, but that girl had a wonderful body.

As for the length thing, yeah I'm tall and prefer shorter women. Preferrably around 5'-5'5". I don't know why, I just know that I girl gets instantly hotter for me if she's around that height

 

[trekkiedane]

This thing about naming body parts is -afaik- a male thing... like the joke:

"He used to call them my two Cheops pyramids -alas, now he calls them Tit One and Tit Two!"

 

[Australis]

This thread - tl;dr. Which is the MANLY thing to do!

To all those that use a stall instead of a urinal - MAN UP! Don't be such a pussy!

BUT! Don't converse! Look straight ahead! Especially don't peek at the next guy's todger.

When at the pub (read: bar) with my mates, we used to sing the Spam Song at the top of our voices, with full harmonies at the operatic conclusion. Got a round of applause once. Mostly, people thought we were weird (not a stretch to get there).

Drink beer! A lot of beer! It's the MANLY thing to do!

You'll see things you NEVER thought you'd see!


And laughs you never thought you'd laugh!
(No 9 and No 2 are my all time favourites):
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7UtY5XDHWM[/yt]

So be MANLY! And sing! After Me!

"We're men, manly men,
We're men in tights... YES"...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

So be MANLY! And sing! After Me!

"We're men, manly men,
We're men in tights... YES"...

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1am3KyYgA[/yt]

 

[Surfin' Santa]

Now, here's a song for REAL MEN!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-xZ4gz4MM&feature=related[/yt]

 

[Jetfire]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqtikKx_UDw[/yt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqtikKx_UDw

 

[Nachtkommen]

To all those that use a stall instead of a urinal - MAN UP! Don't be such a pussy!

BUT! Don't converse! Look straight ahead! Especially don't peek at the next guy's todger.

But, but... that'd be the only reason I'd want to use a urinal.

 

[Australis]

Okay, exception for gay guys. Manly gay guys can do that.

But don't let the straight guys catch you!

AND! No talking! Especially lines like: "So, come here often?"

 

[trekkiedane]

^That's actually a pretty good pick-up-line in that very particular situation