Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)
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Funny car story. My friend used to have a GMC Jimmy and he called me to give him a ride since the radiator suffered a massive failure and was spewing coolant all over the place. So he had the misfortune of telling me that his Jimmy leaked. 
Well since this is the guy thread, i figure i can talk about such things here. I just deleted 11 GB of porn from my computer. I thought, 56 gb is too much. Now it's a manageable 45 gbs of porn.
You ... you ..., wait a minute. Let me get my head around this ....
You're saying you ... deleted PORN?!?!
As in ... permenantly? For good? Never to be retrieved?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MAN?!?!
"In volatile market, only safe investment is PORN!"
In Soviet Russia, porn deletes YOU!
What are you running? That seems odd.
Can you watch videos from Youtube? They are all pretty much the same (encoded in Flash I believe) so if you can watch Youtube vides then the others should work.
I had to look that one up. I'm not sure which one is funnier, the guy whose whole name is a single euphemism, or the guy whose names are each a euphemism in and of themselves, but combined basically mean "Dick Penis."
Is there some sort of content filter activated?
How can you get a woman off the easiest?
Mine would be by fingering and oral as they're both easy to perform and have never failed me because they don't require any stamina on my side (besides maybe a little cramping in my tongue if i'm down there too long).
However i had one lady who i knew was hygienic smell and taste just nasty down there so oral was out which was a bummer because i like it.
How do you solve that problem?
Mine would be by fingering and oral as they're both easy to perform and have never failed me because they don't require any stamina on my side (besides maybe a little cramping in my tongue if i'm down there too long).
However i had one lady who i knew was hygienic smell and taste just nasty down there so oral was out which was a bummer because i like it.
How do you solve that problem?
Be able to last 1-2 hours. Works for me. I can usually tire/dry them out before I'm done if I want to.
I'll be in my bunk.
Wow, I spend six days in Atlanta and come back to six pages to read... you guys are slacking. 
Back on the beer topic, while I was in Atlanta I had three Heinekens, two pints of Guinness and a Sam Adams in a tall glass.
(Sorry, I really did have to make it scan to "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" once I realized how many I'd had of each type of beer.)
I also had two strong vodka-lime drinks at the party I was at on Sunday night, and then the weakest-ass screwdriver I'd ever had in my life in the Hyatt bar after the party got shut down by hotel security. I'm not normally a vodka drinker, but since that's what they were serving at the party, I figured I should stick with it.
I do enjoy a Scotch from time to time - I have a bottle of Glenmorangie (port finish) and a bottle of Glenfiddich in the kitchen.
Normally I drink red or dark beers, but Guinness is a once-in-a-while thing for me. My preference is for Keith's Red, then Rickard's Red. There's a brew pub near me, called The Granite Brewery, where they make a pretty nice stout called Peculiar. I enjoy a little Peculiar once in a while - it has a very nutty flavour. (Don't say it.)
Back on the beer topic, while I was in Atlanta I had three Heinekens, two pints of Guinness and a Sam Adams in a tall glass.
(Sorry, I really did have to make it scan to "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" once I realized how many I'd had of each type of beer.)
I also had two strong vodka-lime drinks at the party I was at on Sunday night, and then the weakest-ass screwdriver I'd ever had in my life in the Hyatt bar after the party got shut down by hotel security. I'm not normally a vodka drinker, but since that's what they were serving at the party, I figured I should stick with it.
I do enjoy a Scotch from time to time - I have a bottle of Glenmorangie (port finish) and a bottle of Glenfiddich in the kitchen.
Normally I drink red or dark beers, but Guinness is a once-in-a-while thing for me. My preference is for Keith's Red, then Rickard's Red. There's a brew pub near me, called The Granite Brewery, where they make a pretty nice stout called Peculiar. I enjoy a little Peculiar once in a while - it has a very nutty flavour. (Don't say it.)