Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)

[RJDiogenes]

What's a stooge? Oh, they were those guys mentioned in the statistic thing, right?

I'm talking about The Three Stooges (there were six altogether, but not all at once). You must know them.

No, I don't, because I don't see a reason why. It's not like I talk to it on a regular basis (or at all, for that matter).

I don't talk to my car, either, but I know it's a Gran Marquis.

Opposite here.

Well, at least we won't be competing for women.

I think people who actually still go out and buy porn are retarded. What's the point, with all the free stuff out there? Also, what's the point in downloading, there's so much streaming stuff nowadays.

Well, I also have books of artistic nudes, just as I have other collections of art and photography. I like books.

Haven't seen of "The Three Stooges". I know. Bad Emher.

Oh, man, I can't believe I'm reading this. You must go out forthwith and experience the Stooges. They are not only one of the most classic comedy teams of all time, but they hearken back to the halcyon days of Vaudeville.

I really don't! It's just my penis really. I pee with it, yank it up and down when I feel the need, and hope to one day put it into a woman. I have however come up with a few names for it in general, like "Mr. Biggles". I just haven't named mine. I name my computers, cars and stuffed animals. Not parts of my body.

There's no real need to name your elbows, but the ol' PJW deserves some special consideration.

And yes! I agree! Sure, it wouldn't stop me if I got it on with a girl and I get there and it's clean ('cause, you know, I'm not stupid), but I do prefer her to have hair down there. I do, so why shouldn't she?

Yeah, it probably wouldn't stop me. Well, by the time I found out, there would likely be no stopping me.

I gotta try that deviantArt thing

Start here.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours!

You are a welcome guest.

And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly.

Thank you.

 

[greenguy]

Let's see, guy things... hmmm....

Who's your favorite and least favorite "third Stooge?" Personally, Curly and Shemp are a tie for me, and Curly Joe from the movies just doesn't cut it.

Do you have a pet name for your PJW, and if so what? Mine is "Rover."

Speaking of "Manscaping," can I say that I really, really hate the shaved look on women. Trimming is okay, a Brazilian if they must, a landing strip will do, but the baldy thing makes them look like a mannequin or a ten year old. Why do they do it? Why? Why?

Porn? I just go to deviantArt and search for "artistic nude." That's how I roll, baby.

RJD, I thought Curly was decisively better than Shemp, and Curly Joe is fucking useless. Then again, I also noticed a correlation in which the writing just totally sucked in episodes where Shemp was cast, even for Moe, so maybe this also translates into why I do not like him. The eps just weren't that good. I also feel as if things just became chaotic and violent whenever Shemp was on compared to the other ones. I say get rid of Shemp and Curly Joe and give original Curly some better material. But I agree that The Three Stooges should be mandatory viewing. I grew up on it with my two brothers and had a blast as a result.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Now, regarding manscaping. I do it only to the point of making my John Thomas the center of attention. If it looks like a chubby 11 year old boy down there...you've gone to far!

Agreed. A man should at least look like one. When you have to ask a guy for his ID before you sleep with him just to be sure, the manscaping has gone way to far.


And as a guy I have to ask, in your late teens or early twenties did any of you do some weird ass shit to each other in the name of bonding? I still have some scars on my ass where a friend dared me to lite a fart on fire. There may be a few pictures floating around out there of me teabagging folks who passed out to early in the evening. I may or may not have an indecent exposure charge on my record for skiing naked through my front yard after losing a bet.

I also have to ask, did any of you get drunk and sing songs from Hee Haw or Monty Python with your friends or was that a singular experience?

 

[RJDiogenes]

RJD, I thought Curly was decisively better than Shemp, and Curly Joe is fucking useless. Then again, I also noticed a correlation in which the writing just totally sucked in episodes where Shemp was cast, even for Moe, so maybe this also translates into why I do not like him. The eps just weren't that good. I also feel as if things just became chaotic and violent whenever Shemp was on compared to the other ones. I say get rid of Shemp and Curly Joe and give original Curly some better material. But I agree that The Three Stooges should be mandatory viewing. I grew up on it with my two brothers and had a blast as a result.

I used to watch Three Stooges every day with my Uncle Joe on Channel 38 when I was a kid. I'm in the minority with Shemp, I know, but I think he's as good as Curly in his own way. Did you know that he frontlined his own band of stooges for a while? I have a DVD with one of his short films on it. Not as good as the real Stooges by a long shot, by historically interesting.

 

[George]

What's a stooge? Oh, they were those guys mentioned in the statistic thing, right?

I'm talking about The Three Stooges (there were six altogether, but not all at once). You must know them.

Only from that other thread. Seeing as the picture of them was black and white, and I was in India and Britain when that kind of stuff was still running, I don't really know them, know.

No, I don't, because I don't see a reason why. It's not like I talk to it on a regular basis (or at all, for that matter).

I don't talk to my car, either, but I know it's a Gran Marquis.

Well, at least we won't be competing for women.

Well, I also have books of artistic nudes, just as I have other collections of art and photography. I like books.

That's something different, I mean buying Playboy Magazine or renting Debbie does Xyz.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours!

You are a welcome guest.

Oh dear, this will end badly, very badly.

And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly.

Thank you.

Complete hairlessness would imply baldness, which I don't like either

But, so, in other words, what your saying is, I'm a pedophile just because I like shaved genitalia? By that logic, people who like leather jackets are submissives

 

[Capn Flukie]

What a sausage fest.

 

[RoJoHen]

And as a guy I have to ask, in your late teens or early twenties did any of you do some weird ass shit to each other in the name of bonding?

A few years ago when we were drunk at a house party, one of our friends passed out really early in the night, and for some reason we all got the urge to put our penises on his arm.

 

[George]

Thanks for that *purges*

 

[RJDiogenes]

Manfully confessed, RoJo.

Only from that other thread. Seeing as the picture of them was black and white, and I was in India and Britain when that kind of stuff was still running, I don't really know them, know.

These guys have been around since the 30s. There are plenty of DVDs to rent. Give 'em a try.

That's something different, I mean buying Playboy Magazine or renting Debbie does Xyz.

True. I think the others mean something quite different than I when they say Porn.

 

[greenguy]

Now, regarding manscaping. I do it only to the point of making my John Thomas the center of attention. If it looks like a chubby 11 year old boy down there...you've gone to far!

Agreed. A man should at least look like one. When you have to ask a guy for his ID before you sleep with him just to be sure, the manscaping has gone way to far.


And as a guy I have to ask, in your late teens or early twenties did any of you do some weird ass shit to each other in the name of bonding? I still have some scars on my ass where a friend dared me to lite a fart on fire. There may be a few pictures floating around out there of me teabagging folks who passed out to early in the evening. I may or may not have an indecent exposure charge on my record for skiing naked through my front yard after losing a bet.

I also have to ask, did any of you get drunk and sing songs from Hee Haw or Monty Python with your friends or was that a singular experience?

Tons of nudity and intoxicated debauchery, yes, but this wasn't limited to just my guy friends and I. But, I agree that we still bonded most while doing extreme things or anything drunk/stoned and nude. In college, I threw my [in]famous Colorado Motherfucker party---this entails at least 6 all-nude co-eds serving super-strong drinks to your houseguests (since you are not allowed to serve up the liquor unless you are naked). Picture where this leads...

 

[RoJoHen]

I don't want to.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm about to go on an awesome Man Date with one of my friends. We're going out to dinner to drink beer and eat obscene quantities of food.

 

[greenguy]

I'm about to go on an awesome Man Date with one of my friends. We're going out to dinner to drink beer and eat obscene quantities of food.

Put whatever labels on it you want. I hope you have a good time!

 

[George]

A bald statement, RoJo. Yes, bald, not bold.

 

[thestrangequark]

I don't see what's attractive about pubes... ...it's kind of a turn-off, a constant reminder that we are basically just monkeys.

Apes, honey.

Since all you boys invaded my thread I figure it only fair to invade yours! And I agree with RJ. Complete hairlessness on a woman makes her look like a child. Gross. I find it very disturbing when men find it attractive, honestly. And although they don't look like children (hopefully), I do find hairlessness on men unattractive too.

In my defence I haven't invaded.

And more on topic, thank you! Good to know there are still women who appreciaty us guys with some hair. It's not like I can get rid of it easily. I keep my hair and beard neat and usually keeps it self at a pretty good level anyways.

Whilst on the subject, I don't mind armpit hair, armhair and leghair on women. As long as they're not at my level, I'm good. And as for being on my level, I like it when I'm not the one with the biggest breasts in a relationship. Silly insecurity, but it makes feel a bit better.

I suppose I oughtn't be too judgemental as I do remove my leg and underarm hair (although I really don't need to, as my legs only grow a little bit of fine blonde hair on the shins -- I'm just not a hairy person). I guess women have been shaving legs and underarms for so long that I don't associate it with children, even though this was the original purpose -- to make women appear more youthful. Maybe it's just the prevalence of bald crotches in porn these days that has resulted in men my generation and younger liking shaved women, but I can't get over the fact that it makes women's genitals look prepubescent, and when guys find that attractive, I am totally turned off!

And don't feel bad about the breast thing! I suppose it's kind of like women preferring men who are taller than they are.

 

[RJDiogenes]

And as a guy I have to ask, in your late teens or early twenties did any of you do some weird ass shit to each other in the name of bonding? I still have some scars on my ass where a friend dared me to lite a fart on fire. There may be a few pictures floating around out there of me teabagging folks who passed out to early in the evening. I may or may not have an indecent exposure charge on my record for skiing naked through my front yard after losing a bet.

I also have to ask, did any of you get drunk and sing songs from Hee Haw or Monty Python with your friends or was that a singular experience?

The only thing I can relate to there is getting tipsy and singing songs from Monty Python; also reciting the Dead Parrot skit.

 

[thestrangequark]

Oh dear, this will end badly, very badly.

Clearly you don't know me very well.

 

[George]

Oh dear, this will end badly, very badly.

Clearly you don't know me very well.

Clearly, you don't know men among themselves very well

 

[AstroSmurf]

I also have to ask, did any of you get drunk and sing songs from Hee Haw or Monty Python with your friends or was that a singular experience?

The only thing I can relate to there is getting tipsy and singing songs from Monty Python; also reciting the Dead Parrot skit.

We used to do that too. But we preferred the "harmless bunny-rabbit" bit from Holy Grail. Of course we would ALL get up and run to the other side of the room when we got to the "run-away, run-away, run-away" part, leaving the poor unfortunate people not privy to the joke lost and all alone. I have also been known to work on my unusual walk while stoned.

 

[thestrangequark]

Oh dear, this will end badly, very badly.

Clearly you don't know me very well.

Clearly, you don't know men among themselves very well

Speaking of which, do you guys really discuss anything and everything at the urinal like they do on TV?