This is oldschool.
You are just embarrassing yourself.
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You are just embarrassing yourself.
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Non Sequitur - dangerous areas on earth in the 24th century?
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I never bothered watching the whole thing.
By ep I mean a Requiem for Methusalah style storyline where it is REVEALED! yes, revealed that Shakespeare was a "special" Klingon who was kidnapped by the Aegis, had his forehead buffed briefly, and then was dropped into the 1600's and told to write stuff, really good stuff. And if he did the job right they might come back and get him someday.
By ep I mean a Requiem for Methusalah style storyline where it is REVEALED! yes, revealed that Shakespeare was a "special" Klingon who was kidnapped by the Aegis, had his forehead buffed briefly, and then was dropped into the 1600's and told to write stuff, really good stuff. And if he did the job right they might come back and get him someday.
If Billy Shakespeare had found a crashed Klingon ship, and got this play and other plays from the ships database, that might almost explain why his language sounds like it's been translated into Cantonese and back to English again.
Imagine how devastated Picard would have been.. no wait that's Stewart.
I thought it was Picard. What are we talking about?
Patrick Stewart is hot on Shakespeare.
So is Picard.
The French might like Shakespeare, but they don't claim to have invented it.
"The Conscience of the King" started it, and never will it end.
Oh wait according to memoryalpha Dagger of the Mind was the first of FORTY separate episode/movies that had Shakespeare referenced in some way.
Oh wait according to memoryalpha Dagger of the Mind was the first of FORTY separate episode/movies that had Shakespeare referenced in some way.
It's the code smartypants assholes talk to each other with to prove that they are smartypants assholes.
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Mewling and puking over their classical music data-sticks.
I googled "USB Dildo"
http://bentfire.tumblr.com/post/33219481970/cnboo-bentfire-replied-to-your-post-the-only
Obviously not safe for work, even though it's only a microdick dildo where the head snaps back to reveal that it's been a usb thumb drive all along.
What really amazed me, even though the technology is probably 5 to 8 years old is that there were many dildos on display that were powered/recharged by plugging it into a usb port on your computer.
Soon no one will need batteries.
http://bentfire.tumblr.com/post/33219481970/cnboo-bentfire-replied-to-your-post-the-only
Obviously not safe for work, even though it's only a microdick dildo where the head snaps back to reveal that it's been a usb thumb drive all along.
What really amazed me, even though the technology is probably 5 to 8 years old is that there were many dildos on display that were powered/recharged by plugging it into a usb port on your computer.
Soon no one will need batteries.
It is super cute.
Which brings up the question of immortal souls.
Forgive my crudeness, but is a exquisite man with a gorgeous cock and a bitter soul that much better than a cockeyed, plump, baldy with a thin dick but an enlightened state of being?
Does a beautiful soul truly win out?
If it really is what's on the inside that counts, then the data stored on those usb dildos should determine the spirituality of any selfintercourse their user might think to go about, even if the physical aspects of those phalluses are anatomically indecipherable from one another.
Compare season 2 of Gilligan's Island probing a persons insides vs. the full breadth of Game of Thrones plumbing the depths of any number of human cavities.
Keep it 100.
Forgive my crudeness, but is a exquisite man with a gorgeous cock and a bitter soul that much better than a cockeyed, plump, baldy with a thin dick but an enlightened state of being?
Does a beautiful soul truly win out?
If it really is what's on the inside that counts, then the data stored on those usb dildos should determine the spirituality of any selfintercourse their user might think to go about, even if the physical aspects of those phalluses are anatomically indecipherable from one another.
Compare season 2 of Gilligan's Island probing a persons insides vs. the full breadth of Game of Thrones plumbing the depths of any number of human cavities.
Keep it 100.
You don't get a beautiful soul without halving your brain, well you don't have to go that far but you do have to excise some of the most interesting human options from your being. So, meh.
What God should have done, what would have been a really great design is if body fat translated into dick fat. I only found out it didn't last year when I asked in some thread, I mean I knew it wasn't a thing but I thought there might be some overlap there but apparently no. Anyway, what if it did! Our whole beauty concept would be turned upside down and people would debate whether it was worth shortening your life with fatness health problems in order to gloriously endow yourself and attract the women.
"I intend to eat myself into a turgid pleasure machine throughout my 20's and 30's, by the time I am 40 I will be satiated and ready to give it all away for my heart health."
There will be plans like this and articles about how to get fat but lessen the impact to your health, how to put it on your IMPORTANT body parts but keep it off your arteries.
What God should have done, what would have been a really great design is if body fat translated into dick fat. I only found out it didn't last year when I asked in some thread, I mean I knew it wasn't a thing but I thought there might be some overlap there but apparently no. Anyway, what if it did! Our whole beauty concept would be turned upside down and people would debate whether it was worth shortening your life with fatness health problems in order to gloriously endow yourself and attract the women.
"I intend to eat myself into a turgid pleasure machine throughout my 20's and 30's, by the time I am 40 I will be satiated and ready to give it all away for my heart health."
There will be plans like this and articles about how to get fat but lessen the impact to your health, how to put it on your IMPORTANT body parts but keep it off your arteries.
So, then, what you could be saying is that the gaping maw in the Minnow after the acdcident and stranding is metaphor for the gateway to the probing you elude to above. And that, comparing either Skipper or Gilligan to say, Mr. Howell or The Professor would be the "gorgeous cock/thin dick", "bitter soul/enlightened soul" comparison trait, albeit changing the variables from the cocks you describe to comparing more money and brains to bumbling and bufoonery, but G and S being the "enlightened" ones.
And, to take it a step further, Ginger and Mary Ann would be the guineas, and whether they would go for the "cock" or the "enlightened soul"
hmmm...and we all know the crew and guests of the intrepid "Minnow" did put on a riveting performance of Hamlet.
And, finally, I am actually terified that I understood and built on the ThreadPostPoint.
I always liked Mary Ann better
Someone on TV a week ago was explaining to me that there is an optical illusion at work, that for every ten pounds a man gains above optimum, his pork sausage will seem one inch shorter.
Hmm...that means I stand at about 3" and shrinking...schalzbot!
Consider this secret invisible 3 inches you have in reserve, arriving mid coitus out of no where after your opponent has decided what the experience is going to be like, like the book is already written. If you understand golf, the illusion that a cocktail sausage is in play will reward you with a handycap that your full weiner does not need, generating a false credit that you're packing a 2 foot long bratwurst that can crack walnuts.
But what about the people who couldn't give the first or the tiniest of shits about what society thinks of them? Why do you assume that they've.......just gone away (for some reason)
People who are dicks exist......in all times, in all places. One way or another, society has to deal with them.
And who said you're cleaning dishes for a marine biologist. You're not. You're cleaning dishes at the local cafe........why
Plus
Let's imagine there's Dave and Steve and they both want to be marine biologists. Steve is an idiot. Just barely passed his exams and he works five hours a day as a waiter at sloppy Joes. Meanwhile, Dave is a frikkin genius who walked the exams and his father knows the captain of a ship who knows a doctor who knows the man that runs Earth's entire marine biology department
Who's gonna get the job?
And if anyone says.....well there you go, it's a meritocracy
Well yeah but for a meritocracy to work, the people who rise to the top have to have a bottom so that they know where the top is.......so why are all those people at the bottom happy to be there......what is making them happy to be there?
Just because?
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