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Neelix Feet! I cant look away!!

Good enough.

I wonder how many toes Kes had?

Would she think that Neelix was normal with 12, and that the humans are basically mutants with only 10?

She had normal feet, the doctor rubbed em' when she was preggers or going through puberty or something, i can't remember why
 
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You kinda have to squint, but I think there are six there.

Well, he sems to be popular among the girls. First Kes and now these beauties.
 
Seriously, part of me was hoping Neelix would end up with Samantha Wildman toward the end. Kes being in a relationship with Neelix (or Paris) was always creepy to me. She was three. Call me speciesist if you must.
 
I have a strong mental snap shot of those 12 little wiggling orange toes which 12 years of harsh drinking hasn't managed to scrub looses.

You ever date a smoker?

A beautiful person inside and out for sure, but you're watching their fingers slowly transform from yellow to orange to brown.

Not to mention their breath.

Oh that was a lovely thread Draculasaurs!

What appendage will be under discussion next I wonder?

:shrug:Nose hairs?
 
Define appendix?

The little nubbin human body part, or additional files supplementary to his trunk systems?

Dude has 10s of millions of appendices.
 
The EMH is programmed in multiple techniques and can alter the physical parameters of his program to suit the needs of the moment. :)
 
Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?
 
Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?

Has the bbs been cropped recently, because I can't google any reference to headginas or earginas, but in either case she has two of them framing her pretty little face... Which would suggest that breeding, if not recreational sex has two male participants unless any single Ocampan bloke has two penises.

If she only just has a classically located vagina, then that means that the boys must have meter long penises to reach inbetween her shoulder blades through her body from the base of her crotch... Or Ocampans produce long life sperm. Sperm that may have to live as along as month, making it from one end of Kes' smoking little body to the other, which considering how sperm works, survival of the fittest, that an Ocampan could probably releases trillions more sperm per ejaculation than a human being, unless they can last for hours and never run out of ammunition.

Or the most simplest answer is that her vagina is between her shoulders and that's exactly where the penis goes in and out and in and out and in to make babies.
 
Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?

Has the bbs been cropped recently, because I can't google any reference to headginas or earginas, but in either case she has two of them framing her pretty little face... Which would suggest that breeding, if not recreational sex has two male participants unless any single Ocampan bloke has two penises.

If she only just has a classically located vagina, then that means that the boys must have meter long penises to reach inbetween her shoulder blades through her body from the base of her crotch... Or Ocampans produce long life sperm. Sperm that may have to live as along as month, making it from one end of Kes' smoking little body to the other, which considering how sperm works, survival of the fittest, that an Ocampan could probably releases trillions more sperm per ejaculation than a human being, unless they can last for hours and never run out of ammunition.

Or the most simplest answer is that her vagina is between her shoulders and that's exactly where the penis goes in and out and in and out and in to make babies.

I'm gonna have to rewatch Elogium!
 
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