Neelix Feet! I cant look away!!

[Melakon]

The Ocampa birth scenes always reminded me of Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg's The Brood.

 

[Lynx]

Seriously, part of me was hoping Neelix would end up with Samantha Wildman toward the end. Kes being in a relationship with Neelix (or Paris) was always creepy to me. She was three. Call me speciesist if you must.

Yes, yes, yes! Now we're talking about Trek's best romance.

Kes and Paris could have been a nice couple. As for her age, it was comparable to a human 20-30 years old.

 

[R. Star]

I dunno, I never saw any "sparks" between Neelix and Wildman. I saw Neelix forcing himself into her parenthood, like he forces himself into any other situation he's just passingly interested in, and Wildman went along with it because she needed a babysitter. I still can't believe his level of jerkiness reached the height of him getting her to fix his replicator and other kitchen components when she was so pregnant she literally broke her water in the galley.

As for Paris and Kes? Nah, I'm kinda glad that never happened. Just would seem like Paris cradle robbing to me. I mean that literally is how Neelix got with her. He was the most exciting man in her small, narrow world. It was only after her horizons expanded a lot she realized she could do so much better. But the writers did seem to have Paris showing attraction towards her, so I guess it's possible it could've happened if Kes didn't get the boot in season 4.

 

[Brit]

All this talk of Neelix and rubbers. I have some seriously disturbing imagery in my head now.

I think this picture started out as Burt Reynolds, there was another one made years ago and no longer available anywhere that left nothing to the imagination. I am not a Neelix fan, I wouldn't heap hate on him, but you see that picture traumatized me. It made me write a little ficlet, I was trying to write a drabble (one hundred words no more no less), I got it down to 150.

Captain Janeway ran out of the turbolift, across the bridge, only pausing when the door slid shut behind her.
She tried to calm her breathing. She would shut her eyes except the image of feathery hair and orange spots would swim to the surface and she didn't want to see that again.

Her mind was filled with the sight of Neelix naked, surrounded by females of every shape and form, and apparently not keeping track of his holodeck time.

'Chakotay!' she thought, 'I forgot about Chakotay.' She had an appointment to meet him there.

But before she could muster energy to tap her combadge, the door to her ready room door slid open again and then just as swiftly closed leaving Chakotay leaning against the wall on the other side, his head down, hands on his knees.

"Kathryn, never ask to meet me in Holodeck Two again." He gasped, "Ever."

 

[Lynx]

^^
My immediate reaction to your little story in the post above:



Just for the record, I actually like Neelix but sometimes it's fun to make fun of him.

 

[Defiant Obrien]

. . .i am watching the episode Warlord and he was cutting some pretty fancy footwork that I dont think you could do with rubbers on..

Where I grew up, rubbers aren't worn on your feet.

Just after i posted this, i knew someone might point that out LOL

You know what they say about big feet..

 

[Lynx]

Have anyone noticed that the little toe on Neelix's feet are almost as big as the big toe? Another difference between Talaxians and humans.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But what can we extrapolate from these toe facts?

CAN we extrapolate from these toe facts??

 

[R. Star]

Given he somehow fits that ginormous foot into a normal sized shoe... not much.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So we don't need jumbo size for anything else?

Stuff is mushily compressable?!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

ALSO! His hands don't match.

How common is it to have different amounts of toes to fingers?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Tallaxquakes?

Or possibly the fiercest most desired neolithic hunters on primeval Tallax were Surfers?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

If all the food was in the sea..

I'm seeing Neelix, harpoon lifted high as he rides the waves on his surfboard wearing only a budgie smuggler.

 

[Guy Gardener]

How many budgies do you think he's smuggling?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

47.

 

[Guy Gardener]

And I thought that my brain was outnumbered.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Some of Neelix's budgies are dead. Smothered by the tufts.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I don't know why Kes referred to her itty bitty tittes by that absurd name?

 

[Defiant Obrien]

Have anyone noticed that the little toe on Neelix's feet are almost as big as the big toe? Another difference between Talaxians and humans.

I noticed that too!! I swear Voyager is hitting so much new ground.. Ocampan pregnancies, talaxian podiatry, the various exotic hairstyles of the delta quadrant.. sentient nebulae ... and the telepathy wars

 

[Guy Gardener]

Voyager swung and missed.

The bollocks we talk about here are the myriad of missed opportunities Voyager passed on.