Natalie Portman is a mother

[RandyS]

Owen.

Or Ozzel.

 

[SPCTRE]

I'm sure no one else has the bad taste to say this, but she is also now eligible to enter the "MILF" category.

I was just doing a quick skim to make sure no one had added that before I ran with it...

Same here!

QFT

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

Oscar the Grouch?

 

[Thena]

Obewan?

That gets my vote! She did have better chemistry with Ewan McGregor than Hayden Christensen anyway.

 

[Random_Spock]

Owen?

 

[Dorian Thompson]

Folks, remember, whatever the boy's name is, his last name is Millipied. His first name has to go with that. I vote for Obediah, too.

She did have better chemistry with Ewan McGregor than Hayden Christensen anyway.

Yes, she did. In all fairness, though, McGregor would have chemistry with a lamp post. McGregor should have played a larger role in all three prequels. They'd have benefited. Of course, everyone already knows that.

 

[Dream]

Obewan?

That gets my vote! She did have better chemistry with Ewan McGregor than Hayden Christensen anyway.

"Anakin, there is something I have to tell you. Obi-Wan is the father."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Dorian Thompson]

Plausible. Luke had courage unlike the sniveling Anakin. Let's just say that the blond hair was a recessive gene. Actually, I could have bought Leia as Obi-Wan's daughter.

 

[Distorted Humor]

Just wish I was the daddy...