Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest # 271: The Search for the LeadHead

[LeadHead]

Hello All! At long last, we have a new contest!

First we have the "Captaindile Dundee" Award, going to @shivkala for:

David: That's not a knife, now that's a knife!

Kirk: And this is me kicking your ass!

Next, we have the "Continuity Error" Award, going to @inflatabledalek for:

Khan: Wait... I just realised, I never met that Russian guy before.


Next, we have the "Time for a big musical number!" Award, going to: @JonnyQuest037 for:

"All right boys, that cadet revue is going to be here before we know it! Let's take it again, from the top! And a 5,6,7,8... ONE! Singular Sensation..."

The award goes to @FormerLurker for:

Anonymous Noncom: Okay, who's getting in trouble for not doing this earlier?

Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

To say that it's been a long wait for the new contest would be an understatement, I've been largely absent from the TrekBBS for several months and I'm just in the last few weeks getting back up to speed, I intend for this contest to last between one month and six weeks. I now there's winners needing to be awarded from before, I'll make that happen either during this contest or for the start of the next.

And now, the new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Why do we have so many cameras aboard the Enterprise?!

Chekov: Admiral, incoming message from Starfleet. Admiral Morrow is using some... almost all... now all profane words to describe your actions.

Kruge: (thinking) This is a brilliant plan, send nearly all of my men to an enemy ship. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Mr Soak]

Kirk: Why don't we have widescreen monitors? Isn't this the future?

(Over comms): You have reached the Vulcan Katra transplant service. All our operators are busy. Please stay on the line and our next available operator will be with you shortly.
Checkov: Damn outsourcing call centres to Andoria.

Pictured: Blue light disco Klingons.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kirk: But....Spock said I was the only one he meld with!

Chekov: Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold...

After Kruge asked for volunteers to go through Disco-isation, his crew quickly abandoned ship.

 

[Orac]

Kirk (OC): Chekov, don't!
But it was too late, Chekov had already pushed the cotton bud too far into his ear.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Converting the captain's chair to a potty was without honor. As well as the smell...

 

[FormerLurker]

Captain of Logic! Fascinating!

It was no use. The bright, shiny pink outfit prevented Chekov from looking professional and serious.

Everyone knew that once Kruge was on the "Captain's Chair" it would take hours for it to free up, so they all went to use the one in the aft compartment.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chekov: "And vhat exactly vas wrong with the tribble?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK: You know what... we spend a lot of time on Star Trek watching Star Trek.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: How does Uhura stand it? I can't imagine anything worse in my ear!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

WALTER KONIEG: Leonard, I just stuck something in my ear last movie... do I have to again?!

 

[Maurice]

Not playing any more. 8 months is too long, man.

 

[Captain Crow]

Chekov: I don't know who you are. I don't know vhat you vant. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a wery particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a wery long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I vill look for you, I vill find you, and I vill kill you.

 

[Captain Crow]

Chekov: ...you don't have to have the Mr. Trekkie special. If you didn't vant the potato planks, you could certainly go vith the Meatza-Treatza-Rati. That's a supersized Mr. Trekkie with a...

Dr. Forrester: I'm sure I don't want potato planks.

Chekov: Then you'll vant the Meatza-Treatza-Rati.

Dr. Forrester: I DON'T WANT THE MEATZA-TREATZA-RATI!!!!

Chekov: Vell, there's no need to yell, sir.

 

[Mr Soak]

Kirk: When do we get to now-now?

Checkov secretly enjoyed listening to Starfleet’s horse racing subspace channel.

When Kruge accidentally fell asleep on the bridge, the rest of the crew played a prank on him, by leaving the bridge.

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win, @LeadHead! I really appreciate these contests, they bring some lightness into a dark, dark world.

Spock: Interesting, Doctor, Vulcans have no such qualms about picking our friends' noses.

Chekov: Vhat? Doctor McCoy can do his impression of Spock, but if I do my impression of Uhura, I'm the bad-guy?

Kruge: If my calculations are correct when this sucker reaches warp 8.8, you're going to see some serious petaQ!

 

[Captain Crow]

Karl the Klingon: I think there's something wrong with the commander. He wants me to call him John Bigbooté and keeps rambling about an "oscillation overthruster".

 

[IMC Headquarters]

No blood wine on Kruge's ship. Nope. Only the sweetest prune juice for all...

 

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: When do we get to now-now?

Forrester: SOON!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Christopher Lloyd: I can't believe Nimoy wanted Edward James Olmos for this. I look MUCH more awesome in dramatic lighting!
Everyone else: Okay guys, we're outta here. I don't want to be here when EJO goes on a rampage!

Chekov: Vhat do you MEAN I can't have borscht on my extra large pizza?