Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest # 271: The Search for the LeadHead

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh, God, these iz awfull. Eez dis vhat it whas like for her all those yeahrs?"

 

[Herbert]

I thought I had some good ones in the last contest but shut out again. Oh well.

Kirk: Vulcan porn is sooo boring

 

[Tenacity]

Spock: Forget ...
Kirk: How mind rappie, Spock better not ever try that with me.

Chekov: It's a brand new gizmo, just out.
Sulu: What's it called?
Chekov: A "blue-tooth."
Sulu: Its great living in the 23rd century.
Chekov: Yes, now please excuse me while I hand carry a tape to the far end of the ship.

Kruge was royally pissed off when the weapon of mass destruction he order fire at a small unshielded ship resulted in it's complete obliteration.

 

[Herbert]

Kruge: <thinking> I wish this damned mission was over so I could get back to my macrame and pilates

 

[Nerys Myk]

Why would you think I washed colors with whites?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chekov: "Vhat's dat, Ceti Alpha V vherm? You vant me to seht thee Ehnterprize on fire...?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KRUGE: Set the kruge control at 88 miles per hour!

 

[Tenacity]

A wise Klingon commander always knows when his officers begin to plot behind his back.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KRUGE: ...five...six...seven...
MALTZ: We are Klingon. We do not hide. It is honorable to face our seeker in battle, and let his blood polish our boots!
KRUGE: ...eight...nine...TEN! Ready or not, here I come!

 

[Herbert]

KRUGE: Set the kruge control at 88 miles per hour!

VERY well done

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Thank you!

 

[Finn]

*mutters*** I bet you that Biff warrior he sings about never existed**

 

[FormerLurker]

Reverend JIm: This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be on Star Trek.

 

[Apilo]

Music: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dowwwn...
Chekov: Damn, 20th century music is annoying... ...yet so addictive... never gonna give you up...

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[LeadHead]

New contest will happen this week!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Your "week" may vary. ;-)

 

[Qonundrum]

Kirk: "Got any fries?"
Torg: "Isn't that my line?"

 

[EnriqueH]

Let him sh*t in peace

 

[tharpdevenport]

New contest will happen this week!

Your "week" may really, really, really, REALLY vary.