Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #268: April Fools!

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "New Meme" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Kirk: "One does not simply become captain by sitting in the chair."

Next, we have the "Musical Comedy" Award, going to tharpdevenport for:

Uhura: "Well, sir, there's nothing on this ship like a genuine, bonified, electrified, highly-polished Bridge monorail! What'd I say?"

Female Lt.: "Monorail!"

Uhura: "What's it called?"

Chekov: "Monovail."

Uhura: "That's right -- monorail!"

All Bridge Crew Chanting: "Monorail. Monorail. Monorail. Monorail."

Sulu: "I hear that thing is awfully slick."

Uhura: "Do not worry, won't hurt your dick."

Female Lt.: "Is there a chance the rail could bend?"

Uhura: "Not on your life, my female friend."

Female Lt.: "Were you sent here by the devil?"

Uhura: "No, good sir, I'm on the level."

Puts her arms out.

Uhura: "I swear it's the Enterprise's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!"

All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAILLLLL!"

Uhura: "What's it called?"

All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAAAIIILLLLL!!!"

Uhura: "Once again!"

All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!"

Spock: "This is all highly illogical."

Checov: "Am I the only one who heard it's electrified?"

Next, we have the "Transported to you in 30 minutes or less" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:

Worf: Who ordered PIZZA?

Our Photoshop Award goes to @Cutie McWhiskers for:

There shall be 3 winners!

First, captain crow:

Uhura: My friend Mavis here told me she saw Valeris leaving your quarters earlier today. Care to explain.

Spock: Oh shi... Not now shnookums. The Captain needs saving.

Uhura: Screw him! Why was Valeris in your quarters?!

Next, JonnyQuest037:

Worf: "So we finally get rid of the horseshoe behind the Captain's chair, but the security officer STILL has to stand up for their entire shift. We just can't win, man."

And, Herbert:

Worf: petaQ! Switch back to widescreen!

Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, lets have a fun April Fools contest, featuring one of my favorite movies in the past few years: Deadpool. (Captain Deadpool?)

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Deadpool: Yup, the only way we have opening credits anymore is if they're a gag.

Deadpool: Engage.

Deadpool learned that Maximum Effort didn't translate into Maximum Speed on the Zamboni.

Deadpool: Just a warning, I have super regeneration powers and all of you are unnamed henchman. None of you have a chance!

Deadpool: I just love that I have time for drawing and drawing blood in my job!

 

[Qonundrum]

Yippie! (Didn't expect to win, but it's always fun to participate - thanks!!)

"Hey kids, when you see strange men in rubber suits and you're not in Reno, what should you do again?"
(kids, in unison): "Call 911!"

"What, you think I look like Spider-Man or something?"

Deadsie: "Peek-a-boo, Spidey sees you! Remember what I said above, kids, about strange people wearing rubber suits following you?"
(kids: "Yeah, call RENO911!")
Deadsie: "That's 911. Unless you're in Reno! They're weird over there, but the lead officer in hotpants is cool..."

...Nobody could see the strange man telling them to stop in the name of love...

...Deadpool had no clue what the Jaws of Life are for, but that didn't stop him from trying to imitate a pair...

"Dear diary. I am so sick of being seen as a knock-off of Spider-Man. I should re-tailor my outfit. Maybe something bright blue, with brilliant yellow highlights a bold red cape to go with red boots, and emblazon the letter 'D' on the front to ensure nobody calls me 'Spidey' anymore. I'll change my name as well, and call myself 'Deadpan'. That doesn't sound anything like 'Superman, does it?"

 

[Herbert]

Thanks for the win, LH

Deadpool: What's wrong, you don't recognize the international symbol for touchdown?

 

[inflatabledalek]

Deadpool: Ah, the old make us look upside down by turning the camera upside down trick. Or the Star Trek: Insurrection Shuttle Chase look as it's known.

Deadpool: This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to crossover with Man of Steel!

Deadpool: That's a terrible caption. You clearly don't know who I am and am struggling to make jokes that work.

Deadpool: It wasn't me, it was Dennis Hopper!

Deapool: Damn rejection letter, I'd have been a great Captain Pike.

 

[Orac]

Deadpoo: Quick! Pull my finger.

 

[Mr Soak]

Deadpool: The Fake Avengers need you!

 

[Tenacity]

Deadpool: "Look mom, I washed my hands for dinner."

"Hey kids, when you see strange men in rubber suits and you're not in Reno, what should you do again?"
(kids, in unison): "Call 911!"

RENO 911

 

[Finn]

Deadpool:

Spoiler: Don't read if you don't want to know the ending of the new Avengers movie...

"...Mr. Feige.... Fuck you. I would have stopped Thanos. Now they killed my bro Spiderman. Fuck you!"

 

[Leviathan]

Deadpool: Oh hi! Trying to write a caption? Well forget it, we are at Maximum Caption Cool already.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Deadpool: "There's Jadis. We need her."

Negan: "What's your name again? 'Dead Fool'?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Deadpool: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo.

Deadpool: "Jazz hands!...no, really, I mean it...hello? HELLO?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DEADPOOL: Damn, choosing a winner is harder than @LeadHead let on.

 

[Noname Given]

Deadpool: "As I sit here about to kill you with this huge Zamboni machine machine; a thought springs to my mind...Who the hell STILL WATCHES HOCKEY??!!"

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!