Worf: "I have the feeling we are being observed."
Officer at the standing desk: "How can you tell, sir?"
Worf: "A warrior just knows."
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Worf: "I have the feeling we are being observed."
Officer at the standing desk: "How can you tell, sir?"
Worf: "A warrior just knows."
A scene from "Captain Worf: The Adventure Begins..." as Tweeted out on Michael Dorn's Twitter page.
What's that? It's jut a scene from an old TNG movie, you say? You are without honor!
Worf: Who ordered PIZZA?
Worf: Welcome to the bridge of the Defiant. Don't let the Klingon fool you, we observe all Starfleet regulations about promotions as a result of crew evaluations and Starfleet-approved personnel reassignments. Q'Pla.
Kirk: Now observe, how a real captain gives orders without any lens flares.
Bones: It's the 80's Jim, we still do everything in blue film noir.
Spock: Technically, wouldn't that make it "film bleu"?
Kirk: Not now, Spock. Uhura, saxophone with extra alley reverb.
Uhura: - and then he said, "Och, I've pinched loaves with more welcome expressions than the Vulcan's".
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, please observe all Starfleet regulations about copping a seat on the bridge handrail.
Uhura: You better pump your brake, motha katra -
Spock: Twenty years on and we're still constantly bombarded with sasstrino radiation from the Crab Nebula.
Uhura: Yeah? Your mama was a horta - all day long she dug shafts.
Crewman: Oh snap!
Kirk: "You know what this means?"
Spock: "No, Captain.
Kirk: "It means I've lost my Starfleet-issued fidget spinner."
You know what this needs? Monorail Uhura, like Monorail Cat:
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Worf: "Whoopie cushions are without honor. Show yourself to the brig."
Shatner: "Come on. Just one more movie! You brought Spock back right away, but you've left me dead and buried on Veridian III for almost a quarter of a century! Do you even realize that is a hundred and seventy-five years in Butler time?!? Oh, and just one more thing....that scene in 'Enemy Within'....I want it deleted. After the past few weeks, I've decided that I definitely don't want the damn Brandy!"
Worf: "It's no wonder we need seatbelts. You humans and your ridiculous, slippery leather and vinyl....I would rather sit in a chair covered with porcupine pelts. The Quill and 'Scruel Society has honor!"
Worf: "Seatbelts? Seatbelts are for the weak and feeble. Warriors do not wear seatbelts."
Spock: "Are those your new anti-gravity boots?"
Uhura: "Yes....featuring the innovative 'turbo-lift heel'."
Worf: I thought I saw the end of this caption contest sneaking up on me . . . I was mistaken.
Kirk: Now Worf, I'm sure @LeadHead hasn't forgotten about us.
Uhura: I say we give him five more minutes, and then we leave without him.
Tucker: You guys ain't got no idea. We've been here since August.
Worf: Ensign Lam T'Slawtah has vanished! It must be the Borg!
Tactical: No Borg ships in the vicinity, Sir. Maybe he just...
Worf: A galactic anomaly, then!
Tactical: None, Sir. If I may...
Worf: A time-space distortion!
Tactical: Sir, I think...
Worf: A mysterious, impenetrable black void in space that is actually a vast, vaguely Lovecraftian cosmic intelligence bent on subjecting the crew to cruel and unusual experiments to satisfy its boundless curiosity!
Tactical: Sir, they just went to the bathroom...
Worf: Oh. I...did not know we had one...
Worf: (grumbling)Captain won't let me lean back, he said. My baldric scratches the leather, he said. If he were any other man...
Picard (just off screen): "Mr. Worf, I've been getting complaints about your manspreading."
Worf: "But sir, I have not been manspreading."
Picard: "Exactly. The complaints are you are not manspreading. This is the 24th century, Mr. Worf, we've moved beyond the idiocy of being offended by manspreading. I order you to manspread!"
Worf: "Yes, sir! I shall spread like a warrior!"
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