Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #265: Screenings

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the reminder! This and the TOS contest will be starting new threads during the next week.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: What is that?
Chekov: It looks like two overturned bowls of borscht, sir.
Scotty: No, it must be my nephew's entry for Starfleet's Enterprise D coloring contest.
Uhura: I think it's the TV Guide subspace channel.
Spock: Oh, so that's where I left my animation of two hortas f***ing.

Worf: How about some music?
Picard: No.
Worf: Did you at least hear my suggestion before summarily dismissing it this time??
Picard: Of course I did.You said something about arming photon torpedoes.

Kirk: And tell them no plomeek sauce this time!
Uhura: NOBODY MAKES PLOMEEK SAUCE PIZZA.
Kirk: Vulcans never lie, my ass!

 

[Noname Given]

Even in the 23rd century - the old ATARI arcade game "Battlezone" was still popular and played by Starship captains.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kirk to McCoy. Bones, I'm having that strange thing where everything on my peripheral vision becomes blurry. Sure does make the viewscreen pop though!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!