Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #265: Screenings

Thanks for the reminder! This and the TOS contest will be starting new threads during the next week.

 

Kirk: What is that?
Chekov: It looks like two overturned bowls of borscht, sir.
Scotty: No, it must be my nephew's entry for Starfleet's Enterprise D coloring contest.
Uhura: I think it's the TV Guide subspace channel.
Spock: Oh, so that's where I left my animation of two hortas f***ing.


Worf: How about some music?
Picard: No.
Worf: Did you at least hear my suggestion before summarily dismissing it this time??
Picard: Of course I did.You said something about arming photon torpedoes.


Kirk: And tell them no plomeek sauce this time!
Uhura: NOBODY MAKES PLOMEEK SAUCE PIZZA.
Kirk: Vulcans never lie, my ass!

 

Even in the 23rd century - the old ATARI arcade game "Battlezone" was still popular and played by Starship captains.

 

Kirk to McCoy. Bones, I'm having that strange thing where everything on my peripheral vision becomes blurry. Sure does make the viewscreen pop though!

 

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