Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #260: Test Screening

[TommyR01D]

Readers should be aware that staring at the sun like this...

...can lead to blue patches obscuring your vision.

Then there's the problem of sunburn.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: "Switch to digital," they said. "Analog is outdated, digital is more crisp", they said. HAH!

Data: Gentlemen, were you not advised? Orange is the new black.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Find them! Catch them!"

Sulu: "Preparing to go to warp speed."

Kirk: "Warp speed? Warp speed is too slow!"

Sulu: "Warp speed too slow, sir?"

Kirk: "Yes. Go to ... ludicrous speed."

Sulu: "Aye, sir, ludicrous speed."

Kirk: "My brains are going into my feet!"

Sulu: "We've gone to plaid!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sulu: Admiral, are you sure this is a good time to be watching 2001: A Space Odyssey?

 

[Maurice]

SULU: May I suggest switching the Channel 3-4 switch to 4 if you want to play Atari today?

 

[Triskelion]

The holographic generators are fried but at least the gaydar's still working sir.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: It's blurry.
Sulu: Put on your gift from Dr. McCoy, sir.

Son'a: Change the channel, I've seen this episode of THE NEXT GENERATION before.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"I don't know what it is sir, but it's got a bad case of the blues."

Commander Data was far too busy giving the prison yard surveillance camera a steely glare of defiance to notice his fellow inmate sneaking up on him.

Kirk: "I've got sunshine...on a cloudy dayyy..."
Chekov: "Just. No."

 

[Hutchy01]

Chekov: There's a new star up in heaven tonight, Captain.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kirk: Quick, change the channel before Abrams fills the screen with lens flares!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Lay on the horn,Sulu. Let this idiot know we're trying to pass

KIRK: Lay on the horn,Sulu. Let this idiot know we're trying to pass

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"

Sulu: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Evertying that is happening now, is happening now."

Kirk: "What happened to then?"

Sulu: "We passed it."

Kirk: "When?"

Sulu: "Just now. We're at now now."

Kirk: "Go back to then."

Sulu: "When?"

Kirk: "Now!"

Sulu: "Now?"

Kirk: "Now!"

Sulu: "I can't."

Kirk: "Why?"

Sulu: "We missed it."

Kirk: "When?"

Sulu: "Just now."

Kirk: "When will then be George and Gracie?"

Sulu: "Soon."

Kirk: "How soon?"

Spock: "Captain."

Kirk: "What?"

Spock: "I've identified the whales location."

Kirk: "Where?"

Spock: "They're in a water tank in California."

Sulu: "Setting a course and estimated time of arrival."

Kirk: "When?!"

Sulu: "Nineteen-hundred hours, sir."

Spock: "By high noon tomorrow those whales will be our prisoners to take back to the future whether they want to go or not."

Kirk: "HHHOOOOO!!!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kirk: I said, second star to the right. To the right!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sulu: Receiving a hail from the entity, sir. It calls itself "Sauron".

 

[LeadHead]

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