Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! It is time for a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Audio Interference" Award, going to:

Khan: Wait a moment, Admiral. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Next, we have the "But is it a Space Station?" Award, going to:

Lily: When did Earth get a new moon?

Cochrane: That's no moon!

Next, the "One of many plot holes in this film" Award, going to:

B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
Soran: No.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
Soran: Nope.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
Soran: Nah.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

...

B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
Soran: No.

KHAN: We interrupt this attack to bring you this special news bulletin. Neener neener neener!

Congratulations to our competitors and many thanks to everyone who participated!

We begin again!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Mister La Forge, change the channel.

Ru'afo and Dougherty: We heard that.

Scotty: That button doesn't work. Therefore this entire bridge must be redesigned.

Kirk: (thinking) Why are we serving ale in wine glasses?

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: I'm not sure, sir. I think it might be the Space Pope.

 

[Finn]

Geordi: Would one of you hurry and make a photoshop out of this. I can't stand looking at that guy!

Kirk: (thinking) I wish I had Romulan Ale on hand whenever Bones and Spock were bickering on the bridge.

 

[Armored Saint]

KIRK (thinking): Whoops, I begin to be turned on by Atzebur.

 

[mendelin]

Scotty: Gents, never touch this reboot button.
Chekov: You mean, don't create an alternate universe?
Sulu: Oh, my...

 

[Triskelion]

TFTW LeadHead!

Dougherty: When you're ready to beam down to the men's room of the Hyatt Regency you'll find us in stall three. The attendant will show you in.

Ru'afo: <Spins toilet roll>

Scotty: That's it, lads. I'm pushing the shift key the fifth time.
Chekov: Are you insane?!

Captain's Log, Supplemental: I don't know why that Patrick Steward guy keeps forgetting my refills.

 

[doubleohfive]

I don't have time to mock this up using the screen cap provided, but I did make this one a few years ago for a similar caption contest:

 

[Roddenberry]

Picard: Ba'ku?
La Forge: Bless you Captain.

Sulu: I'll have anything on the men, you?
Scotty: I'll ha'e a kebab an' a fried mars bar an' some battered sausages.
Chekov: Fried mars bars...no not even I can say that was Russian.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Aye ... that's the Klingon phrase I came up with in The Motion Picture. See that?"

 

[2takesfrakes]

"It looks like the Computer's back to it's old tricks, pranking me like it did in that cartoon series. This glass is somehow glued to my face ..."

 

[2takesfrakes]

Trill: "Captain, can I leave my post? I think I'm going to throw up. That other old dude who's sitting down - he won't stop checking me out ..."

 

[Timewalker]

Scotty: What in the name of heaven was THAT?

Chekov: It's certainly not the kind of winter sports I remember.

Sulu: I told them a long time ago it was a bad idea having the Olympics in Sochi...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Scotty: Borgas frat, who is this "Simon Pegg"?!?

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I'm thinking Scotty wasn't a good choice to program the VCR.

SCOTTY: Stop flashing "12:00" ya borgas frat bastard!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Ah, this is a fine champagne, isn't it?

McCoy (offscreen): Jim, that's the last urine sample from the medical lab.

 

[Armored Saint]

CHEKOV: Meester Scott, vhy did you let your finger on the Enterprise?
SCOTT: Borgas frat laddie! All the those things I made to her with this finger...how could I dare use it with a Bird-of-Prey slut right after her death?

DOUGHERTY: Well Jean-Luc, you can stay...but at one condition: you give us Geordi an the Trill for...hmmm...our personnal pleasure.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: It's some sort of temporal anomaly. We've somehow contacted last week's contest!

 

[Armored Saint]

DOUGHERTY: Ahem, Jean-Luc, perhaps you should go easier on the DS9-mania.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Scott: ... or should I just punch up "clear"?
Chekov: Uh, Scotty, ve already have transparent aluminum...

Picard (O/S): Geordi! Quit watching The Wrath of Khan and get the hell back to work!