Movie Caption Contest #241: Also Starring

[Maurice]

KHAN: Oh, and Kirk, where are the darn thermostats on this ship? We're nearly bare chested and it's still hot for our superior testicles! I fear any guy who has served on Defiant since you have these overheating uniforms is now sterile.

KIRK: Reliant. Superior intellect my tuckus...

 

[Armored Saint]

KHAN: Oh, and Kirk, where are the darn thermostats on this ship? We're nearly bare chested and it's still hot for our superior testicles! I fear any guy who has served on Defiant since you have these overheating uniforms is now sterile.

KIRK: Reliant. Superior intellect my tuckus...

KHAN: Defiant, Reliant or Saratoga, your next ship will be the Lexington!
KIRK: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SORAN: Once I get these plates off, this will make an excellent hair clip.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Khan: "So... shall we begin?"

Kirk: "No."

Khan: "I- what?"

Kirk: "I said no."

Khan: "He tasks me... he tasks me..."

 

[Nebusj]

Kirk: ``He is such a weenie.''
Khan: ``I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!''

Cochrane: ``So what's your point?''

Soran: ``That little devil. All this time he's been streaming Babylon 5.''

 

[Triskelion]

Khan: You see, Joachim, it is possible to create a riveting story without shiny lens flares and boobs flailing about.
Kirk: Boobs? Do what now?

Lily: Check out these motherf*ckers.
Zephram: Don't ever change, Lily.

B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
Soran: No.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
Soran: Nope.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
Soran: Nah.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

...

B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
Soran: No.

 

[Armored Saint]

MONTALBAN: Not now Judson, I'm trying to borrow Bill Shatner's hair for my movie with Leslie Nielsen.

 

[Triskelion]

Khan: No, Captain, you are far more suited to the role of Taggart than I. I shall play the upstart brigand Axel Foley, while Detective Billy falls to Joachim.
Sulu: Ooh, can I be Lieutenant Bogomil?
Saavik: Serge would be the logical choice.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Khan: Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold"? Well, the same is not true of duck à l'orange! You were supposed to be here for dinner two hours ago!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Khan: The Broncos lost by HOW much?

 

[Finn]

Lily: There it goes!

Zefram: What is it?

Lily: Peyton's hopes of being the greatest

 

[austen_pierce]

Khan: Oh, I've given you no color scheme to keep!

Cochrane: Ah crap, Team Daedelus is gonna want a shot at this too.

B'Etor: he says he took it off of the engineer, but I'm missing my IUD.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Khan: "Patience, Kirk! You can task me in a moment! Right now, Joachim is tasking me."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOACHIM: That's Kirk? I thought he'd be taller.

 

[Armored Saint]

JOACHIM: That's Kirk? I thought he'd be taller.

KIRK: That's your side-kick, Khan? I thought he'd be older than fifteen!

 

[T'Girl]

Cochrane: " If the people in that spacecraft see youi flipping them off ..."

Lily: "What's the worst they can do anyway? Bombard us from orbit?"

Soran: "God I hate Klingons, badly dressed, bad teeth, bad smell, bad ...

... they're right behind me aren't they?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LILY: Then, once you're rich and famous will move to our own planet, maybe one right about there.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

After spoting the Night time Sky writing...
LILY: "Look!"
COCHRANE:"Cochrane is really Mr. Skolnick"

 

[Triskelion]

Khan: Wait a minute. If that's Chekov, then who in perdition's flames are you?
Joachim: Joachim.
Khan: But you say Joachim with a "W!"
Chekov: Vhat is he wenting about?