Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

[Herkimer Jitty]

PA Announcer: "Enterprise, party of 400, your table is ready."

Waiter: "...400? Aw sh-"

Praetor: "Nobody panic! It's just bad CGI!"

Troi: "...He did it"

Picard: "Geordi, you fucker. You're going to come down to Best Buy with me and buy me a new TV. Or I'll kick your ass so bad the only way you'd be able to live without excruciating ass pain is to go pantsless in a pit of cold Jell-O."

 

[Skywalker]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Jesus. Even in an alternate universe, my job sucks."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Geordi: "You know, I didn't thinks Data's farts could be that devistating?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Where the hell did the back wall of Spacedock go???"

 

[Candlelight]

The waiter suddenly noticed the spacedock doors in the background, making it seem like the Enterprise just came out of Airlock 03.

Either way, someone at ILM just got FXNitpicked(tm).

"Sir someone is stealing the Ent- no wait... wait... it looks like Sulu just left the handbrake off... again"

 

[Skywalker]

"Where the hell did the back wall of Spacedock go???"

Quiet, you.

 

[shivkala]

Moments later, Scruffy the Janitor would walk over to the window, lean in, and realize that some asshole never installed the glass, thus causing him to plummet to his death. Scruffy, we hardly knew you.

Geordi never meant it literally when he said that Nemesis had plot holes so big you could drive the Enterprise through them, but Deanna just had to try to prove him wrong...

 

[Skywalker]

Brent Spiner (Commentary): "Wait, that's it? Fifteen @#$%ing years and all I get is a wussy little explosion? Couldn't we at least add a shockwave or something?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scruffy, the Janitor: I aint cleaning that!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau: "What the fuck??!? I clearly specified: NO FUCKING THOUSAND ISLAND BULLSHIT SAUCE!"

Sam Beckett (As waiter): "Oh boy..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Think Kirk will notice I scratched his ship?

LAFORGE: Maybe you should have parked the other way.

 

[LeadHead]

Starfleet COMM: Yellow Alert! All Stations Yellow Alert! We have to stop the Enterprise before she escapes SpaceDock!
Janitor: I wouldn't worry about that, they went right PAST the door.

Geordi: Glad I'm not the chief Engineer on that ship because he's got a lot of work to do. Oh, wait-

 

[Shatmandu]

Scruffy, yelling over shoulder: "Scotty's back in town. Make sure we've got plenty of gravy in stock."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win Rat Boy!

Scruffy the Janitor: Uh oh. Better hide the good stuff.

Praetor: What kind of fracked-up birth control does that lady need?? What is she boinking, a Legaran?

Geordi: What a jerk.

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Shatmandu]

^

 

[Shatmandu]

La Forge: "Glad to finally be rid of that bald fuck."
Troi: "Fuckin'-A."
<A pause, then Picard, behind them, clears his throat.>

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janitor: It's funny because it's so true.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scruffy, yelling over shoulder: "Hey Janice! When you're done blowing the manager, come out here and take a look."

 

[cooleddie74]

JANITOR:"Cool...

a Susan B. Anthony dollar and an uneaten cupcake."

PRAETOR:"Will someone please tell Senator Tallora that she left her damn I.U.D. in the chamber...again?!!"

MacGYVER

The Next Generation