Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

[Maurice]

JANITOR: Next thing they'll 'spect me to clean up those matte lines, too.

Romulan holoporn takes cumshot to the most basic level: DNA.

BURTON: Well, there goes the TNG franchise...
SIRTIS: <sobbing> The paycheck...the paycheck...

 

[cooleddie74]

JANITOR:"That reminds me.

I need to buff the deer impact dents out of my AMC Pacer when I beam home."

"In the name of the Empire itself...these cereal box premium toys are getting more and more dangerous with each passing year!!!"

DEANNA:"Poor Data...I was afraid he'd try to light his own fart."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't know where it came from or how it was constructed...but this is the BEST bong this subcommittee's ever taken hits from!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Troi: Still think installing vista on his positronic matrix was a good idea?

Scruffy the Janitor: Two spots. What a jerk.

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Looks like Data was right after all...

There WAS a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janitor: That little fucker saves the planet and gets his own, brand spanking new starship at 25. I've been in Starfleet longer than he's been alive and all I rate is cleaning up after evening mess! Meritocracy is bullshit!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Waiter: "HEY! You haven't paid your bill yet, jackhole!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scruffy: "Those nacelles make me want to kill myself."

 

[Rat Boy]

Star Trek XII: The Restaurant at the End of the Alpha Quadrant.

 

[Triskelion]

Scruffy: Pull up to the first window, please.

Troi: Geordi, you saw me. I was right here!
Geordi: You're on your own, sweetheart.

Praetor: And I was just 8 days away from retirement!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here."

 

[cooleddie74]

JANITOR:"OUCH.

Admiral Morrow is NOT going to be happy about this. The Midas shop is closed down for refurbishing for the next two weeks."

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Just like my cross-dressing great-grandfather went..."

(*Sobs*)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janitor: Those ample nacelles make me want to spend five minutes alone in the bathroom stall.

 

[cooleddie74]

JANITOR:"Day-um.

When I tune out and don't pay attention EVERYTHING changes."

 

[cooleddie74]

Commander MacGruber.

He died as he lived.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Crewman Gullible: Mother f'er. They did it to me again! Left me stuck with the bill.

 

[Daneel]

KIRK (Over comm system): "Hey, you! Yeah, you, in the restaurant! I see you trying to steal the silverware! Go ahead, try it -- I've got a phaser cannon aimed at you right now, douche-bag, and don't think for a second that I won't vaporize your sorry ass..."

GEORDI: "Damn, that was some explosion! I could tell from the energy build-up that it would be a big one, but whooie, that was unbelievable. Hey, Counselor, what's wrong? Oh... oh no. I probably should have told you to cover your eyes, huh? Hey, don't worry... I've still got my old VISOR around here somewhere. I'm sure it'll look -- uh... stunning on you!"

The Romulan Senators were unanimously impressed with the size and design of the Praetor's new cock ring, but after he left the meeting, they all agreed that the light show was overkill.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scruffy: "I hope my gay lover, Scotty's nephew, is okay ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scruffy the Janitor: "Styles never leaves a goddamn tip! Someone's ready room toilet's about to be upperdecked!"